Christian Porn?

Oh, my fucking God.  The crazy train has gone off the rails.

The world has become so insane recently that I’m not always sure any more if someone is being sarcastic or not.  That is how Borat and Ashton Kutcher achieved success.  The world is mad

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enough that people believed they were serious until well into the  prank.  We all sit back and laugh at their victims but deep inside, I’m sure a lot of us are wondering (I know I am) “would I fall for that?”

Anyway, there was a link to this on my facebook page and I can’t tell if it’s for real or not.  So, I leave it to you to decide.

Christian Porn.  Their home page seems dead serious.  They say all couples are married, heterosexual couples intent on procreation.  Their goal, they say, is to “purify porn.”  They use all of the appropriate Christian language, they have a “donate now” button and, come right down to it, I don’t know of anywhere in the Bible where it says “thou shalt not fuck like monkeys in front of a video camera for other people to watch and masturbate to.”

There wasn’t an actual link to the videos on the home page, although there was a list and descriptions.  (“In Rod We Trust,” “Round Yon Virgin,” “Lazarus Rises.”)  To get to the good stuff, you have to send them an e-mail, which I opted not to do.

(if anyone does, I’d like to hear what happens)

I suspect that once you do so, there will be a request for a credit card number, but there are other reasons I didn’t bother.

If they are on the level, then more power to them.  They don’t need an atheist heathen like me taking advantage of their good intentions.  It’s not as if it’s difficult to find non-Christian porn on the internet, and if all of the sex is for the purpose of procreation, that means no blow jobs or cumshots.   Pretty bland porn.

If it is sarcasm, which I suspect, then I got all I needed just from the title.

If it’s a commercial venture, they can still count me out.  There’s plenty of other porn on the net, for free.

Not that I watch that kind of stuff, mind you.

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