There’s no connection between the two. They are just two people who are no longer relevant to politics and world affairs (and maybe never were as much as they thought they were) but are back in the news anyway. They are also two people I really enjoy writing about because, you know, page hits.
Levi Johnston is back in the news because he got another girl preggers. This time, fortunately, it’s not the daughter of a vice-presidential candidate. Just an ordinary girl, pretty nice looking, 20 years old, named Sunny Oglesby. Probably not the sharpest tool in the box, since (on facebook) she lists her place of employment as “biglake elementry.” That’s elementary, my dear Sunny.
You can practically smell the illiteracy. Still, I don’t want to be too harsh on the young parents to be. You don’t have to be a genius to be a parent, you don’t even have to be a genius to be a good parent. You just have to love your child and do your best to take care of them. I wish Levi and Sunny all the luck in the world.
Also, I would just like to say: for a small town, Wasilla, Alaska certainly seems to have its fair share of hot young women.
Anna Chapman is back in the news, not because of anything she’s done recently (appearing in fashion shows dressed as a sexy spy, haha), but because it has come to light that the Obama administration considered her to be a more serious spy than the newspapers let on. According to FBI head of counterintelligence Frank Figliuzzi, the spy ring was “getting close enough to a sitting US cabinet member that we thought we could no longer allow this to continue.”
So they busted her. I wonder why they didn’t just tell the cabinet member “Hey, we think this redheaded babe you want to sleep with is a Russian spy. Watch what you say, OK?”
But nooooo. Killjoys at the FBI don’t want to see anybody having any fun.