Snarlin’ Dick Cheney, the most dangerous armed vice-president since Aaron Burr, the evil mastermind of the Bush administration (not saying that Bush himself wasn’t evil, but he couldn’t have been the mastermind), the man with the most appropriate first name in the history of politics, says the Republicans should subpoena Hillary Clinton over Benghazi. Why not? They subpoenaed her husband over a blow job.
The Clintons are like the Kardashians of Washington.
In fact, I’ll go dirty Dick one better. We should subpoena anybody who has been in a position of authority any time a U.S. embassy has been attacked in , oh, say, the last 12 years or so. You can find out the details by googling “attacks on U.S. embassies during the Bush administration, but there were a whole bunch and the deaths totaled over 50.
But the true beauty of that is that while they are on the stand, they could be asked a whole lot of questions that we still don’t know the answers to, such as “Who actually gave the order to escort all of the Bin Laden relatives safely out of the U.S., before they could be questioned by the FBI, on September 12th, 2001?” and “Where exactly was President Bush from the time he was driven away from that elementary school up to the time he made that totally choreographed political stump speech at the ruins of the twin towers and who was actually in charge of the country during that time?” and “What the hell was the deal with you guys during Katrina anyway?”
Hell yeah. Subpoena Hillary. Subpoena everybody.
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