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Time Travel

Stargate is a TV show I should like.  I love science fiction, and I have no problem with the overly pat premise of having found a portal and going through it to other planets all the time.  There’s just something about  it that rubs me the wrong way.  Maybe because they’ve got these away missions to unexplored  planets where our objective should be, if we have any objective at  all beyond pure research, to establish friendly relations, and yet they move in, armed to the teeth with late 20th weaponry.  Even Kirk was more diplomatic than that.

The other thing is that it’s just shot too  damned  dark.  Hurts my eyes, strains my brain, depresses my mood.  That seems to be the modern way, though.  Zombie movies, werewolf movies, post-apocalyptic shitstorms, all that stuff is shot dark, and lots of the action, it seems, takes place in cellars or caves.
Watched a pretty  good sci-fi action adventure on the movie channel today, though.  Retro, with Jim Belushi as a crazed killer and one woman running away  from him stumbles into the lab where a scientist (working entirely on his own in the middle of the desert) has just invented time travel and he sends her back 10 minutes in time but it makes the situation worse and more people  get  killed so he sends her back again…and again, and you can see where this is going.

At first, I thought I had a pattern figured out, that if you only go back into a short way, then it’s a drama, an action adventure like this, whereas if you go centuries back like Bill and Ted or Time Bandits, then it’s probably a comedy, but I  realized pretty quick that didn’t  pan  out.  The greatest short term time travel movie of  all  time has got to be Groundhog Day, because that’s the greatest movie of all movies of  all  time,  and that’s a comedy.  12 Monkeys and the Terminator movies had people returning from a future that was far enough out that is was unrecognizable, and  those weren’t comedies.
Can’t think of any great dramatic films where they went back centuries right off the top of my head, but Dr. Who does it all the time.  So, basically, everything works.  If the story’s good, it’s all good.

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Quality or Quantity

Hoo boy, it was a hot day today, the air was as still as a lion, stalking.  Even the shadows were in retreat, form the glaring, oppressive heat. There  was no  relief.  So, I didn’t go out much.
I stayed in, smoked a couple  of joints, spent a lot  of  time watching bad TV and browsing facebook, but  I did have one  big accomplishment.  I finished a poem I’ve been  working  on for a while and, while it  might not quite have the dramatic flair I thought  it would, it comes very  close to what I actually  wanted to say, so good enough.  They don’t always  do that.

After I finished, I started going back through the poems I’ve written over the last month  or so, putting together a playlist for next month’s Alchemy reading (Monday, Sept. 5th, Napa Bar in Malastrana, for any Prague residents reading this), and I found three I’ll definitely use, a couple I quite like and will use if there’s  enough time, four or five I want to save and  may put in my next book but not really  top of the line, or maybe would require too much explanation, and about a dozen which, O.K, they may live for  ever on facebook but it’s probably just as well for  the collective reputation of 21st century literature if they are subsumed  in the ocean of data and  never  noticed again.

This is what facebook has done for my writing, or this is what facebook has done to my  writing, and I prefer the article in the first part of this sentence.

Because the best way to write 3 good poems is to write a couple of dozen poems and then choose the best ones.  And, due to facebook, I am writing a lot more poems.  One rhyming tweet a day to promote this blog.  Frequent comments in rhyme, which sometimes are clever, but are almost always ignored, which is O.K., I’m aware of the fact but since it doesn’t cost anything, those rhymes generally come without effort, or deep thought  of any kind, and and it only takes a second to type it in, I just go for it.  Then there’s the Poems About Paintings page, which has slowed down to the point  I almost thought I was done. How many  poems can you write about trees, and flowers, and houses? But, I am not done, a couple popped up recently, and it may  be an infinite source of inspiration after all.

So, I’m writing a lot more poetry, I’m sure lots of other people are writing lots more poetry and, admittedly, they’re not all gems.  Poems are a little bit like UFO sightings. 95% of them are crap but, oh, those others…

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Earth-like Planets

I tend to get excited  when I  read the phrase ‘earth-like planet’ because I visualize one of the earth-like planets from Star Trek (because most were) where they had trees, and quaint, little villages, and lots of people walking around wearing togas or some damned thing.

Yet all scientists mean by  earth-like is  approximate size (which means  it’s probably  a rocky planet) and within its star’s Goldilocks  zone.  Proxima B (we’ve got to find a better  name than that -if it’s an earth-like planet,it deserves an earth-like name.  I suggest Audrey.) is indeed earth-like in size, just a wee bit bigger, and it is in its planets goldilocks zone although it is much, much closer to its sun than we are.  A year on Audrey is only 11 days.  But, it’s planet is a red dwarf, so it’s not as hot as ours, and it’s red, not yellow.

In summary, it’s years are only 11 days long, which is less earth-like than  Westeros, and everybody has a birthday every couple of weeks, and its sky is probably a different color (we’ve got a yellow  sun and a blue  sky, if they’ve got  a red sun, they must have a ____ sky, I’m  sure there’s a way  of mathematically working that out and you’d probably have to factor  in  the various elements in their atmosphere, if they have one, so  it could be any  color really, and they  might or  might not have water, but other than that, it’s very  earth-like.

I suppose it’s worth looking into  deeper,  in any event.

 

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Monkeys

I was  called a  ‘court monkey’ today for supporting Jill Stein, which  is an analogy I don’t quite understand.  It’s more the adjective than the noun that I object to.
Monkeys are awesome.  They are clever, they are communal, they are very  human like.  I know we are actually  apes, not  monkeys, but we’re all simians, so what the heck.

I remember in Malaysia I went  to a park  which  was famous for it’s monkeys.  First, I was having lunch at the cafe across from the park, and I was looking to not be sitting nearer to the outdoors.  A man was having a sandwich, put it down for a second, and a monkey swooped in and got it.  That’s pretty good thieving skills, but it’s nothing a gull can’t do, so doesn’t  actually imply intelligence.
Then, as I was going into the park, I noticed a sign: It is strictly forbidden to feed the monkeys inside the park,’ and right below the sign (still just outside the  park, mind you), there was a monkey with a begging look on his face that would make a hound dog proud.  I’m certain he knew what it said on the sign, but I don’t know how.

Then, inside the park, there was a pack of monkeys and an old man, seemingly a  local, who was yelling at them and waving his stick at them.  They retreated, back up a hillside, and  waited for him to leave, I swear I saw them laughing behind his back.

So, I like monkeys.  But  court monkey?  Piss off, dude.

 

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The Book of the Unknown

This is not a big news story, it will not change the world in any significant way, it won’t personally affect me, or probably anybody, very much, and yet it’s the kind of story which is of great interest to those who are interested in this kind of thing, which I am.

A Spanish publishing company is going to print an edition of the Vojnich Manuscript.  Up till now, there was exactly one copy of the Vojnich Manuscript in existence, and that is the Vojnich Manuscript; it’s like the Dead Sea Scrolls or the original copy of the Declaration of Independence or something.  It’s called the Vojnich Manuscript after the Polish bookseller who discovered it in 1912 in an old trunk in a Jesuit library near Rome.  It dates from some time before 1450, probably, and (get this, this is the important part) nobody knows what it says.  It’s not in any language known to mankind.  It’s something about plants, though, from the pictures.

It might be an apothecary’s guide, written in a secret code, or maybe written by somebody who wasn’t actually literate, but had seen people mucking about with these ‘letters’, and  just put  down some jund randomly, or maybe it  was aliens (aliens  are a possibility which can never be disproven.)

Anyway, I was getting excited, thinking how much I’d like to own a copy of this book I can’t read, until I saw that they’re just going to print about 900 copies, and tghey will cost  about 8,000 euros  each.

I think I’ll wait for  the movie.

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The Alternatives

Most people agree this election year offers a particularly hideous choice of candidates. Although Hillary’s supporters scoff at the idea that she’s guilty of murder because her finger prints were not actually found on John Ashe’s barbells and Seth Rich just might have been shot in the back by a random mugger who then decided not to steal anything, they can’t deny that she rigged the election or that she’s crooked as hell.  They just keep repeating that she’s better than Trump, which would also be a reason to vote for Ronald McDonald, if he were in the race.  Trump’s supporters basically want to shake things up, which is a worthy goal, but even some of them are starting to realize that he has no idea what he is talking about.
So, what can we do about it?  Are we, the people, truly doomed to just these two choices?  All of the newspapers and TV networks tell us they are, but we know what liars they are.  History tells us that 3rd parties never win, but history keeps changing.

Here is the solution I propose.  If this sounds like a good idea to you, please feel free to share this: If you’re voting for Donald Trump just to stop Hillary Clinton, vote for Gary Johnson instead. If you’re voting for Hillary Clinton just to stop Donald Trump, vote for Jill Stein instead. (added bonus – she’s a woman)
The U.S. will get a president who is neither Hillary Clinton nor Donald Trump and the two parties will get a wake up and shake up.

Everybody wins.

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Road Trip

Sorry for the 3  day blog absence, but that was  a bit  of an epic road trip and I  enjoyed the disconnectedness, had  some true back to nature moments, and  widened my experience of the world a bit, so it’s all good, and I come back to realize that nothing much has  changed in the world of the news, so  my commentary on  it was pretty unnecessary anyway.
Isabel  was staying at her friend’s family’s  cottage, and we were scheduled  to go pick her up 4 or 5 days from now, but she got sick so we went early. (she’s fine)

Rachiv

The cottage is in a small village in the Carpathian mountains, in the southwestern corner of Ukraine, near the Romanian and Hungarian borders.  It  is a region of bad roads and beautiful scenery.  It is a town  with a stream running through  it that they call a river, a church with a  blinding  gold  dome, and homes which not all of them are even accessible  by  road – we arrived at 3  o’clock in the morning, and J–‘s grandmother and uncle were waiting for us at the last point we could get the car to, and from there we walked across a bridge which  was some planks laid across a well rusted  framework, and up a path from there.
The  next day we took a brief tour  of the town and then in the  afternoon walked up the mountain for a picnic.  If I took a walk like that everyday, I’d be fit in no time.
We picked up some friends of theirs along the way, who had pigs and chickens and a shed for smoking meat, it looked like an old outhouse, not a complicated process at  all, actually, and proceeded upwards.

After a couple of hours, we reached the picnic spot, made a fire, roasted some sausages, and enjoyed the view, mountains with forests running down the sides like dripping paint, and J’s mother pointed out to me which mountains were actually in Romania.
Yesterday was an epic drive home.  We waited at the  border 4 hours, it’s been a long  time since I’ve had that  experience, spoiled by living in the E.U., and then stopped in Budapest, walked down to the river and we were there for a fireworks show, feast of St. Stephen or something like that, massive crowds, annoying traffic, I was actually kind of relieved  when we got out of there, had to stop and sleep at a rest stop in Slovakia at  about 3 in the morning because even Helena, who has an  amazing talent for long distance  driving, had reached her limit, and  got  back home at about 9 this morning.

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