Thad Cochran, a man who probably has had sex with an animal more than once, is the Republican nominee for U.S. Senator from Mississippi. It’s no surprise. He’s the incumbent Senator and, in fact, he is a very long serving incumbent.
“My name is Thad Cochran. I fuck pigs.”
His opponent was a lunatic teabagger which, I suppose, is supposed to make us feel better. ‘See, there are sane Republicans, after all.’ The only problem with that is, there’s not.
Thad Cochran, while shmoozing with an audience last week and talking about how much he loves being a good old boy in Mississippi, told a heartwarming little story about how much he used to love fucking animals on his cousins’ farm when he was a boy. Do you think I’m making that up? Listen to the tape. If he wasn’t talking about having sex with animals – porking the pigs, shagging the sheep, and copulating with the cows – then he was talking about something else, but probably still inexcusable. After all, it’s pretty hard to put a positive spin on “We used to do all sorts of despicable things with animals, if you know what I mean.”
The audience apparently did know what he meant. They chuckled. After all, Thad protects them from unreasonable background checks when buying automatic weapons and fights to keep godless health care out of the state of Mississippi. What’s a little pigfucking among friends?
So, this is your Republican party, Mississippi. Pigfuckers. The lot of them.
It will be an interesting election, testing whether there is, in fact, any level so low that Republicans won’t go. Will Mississippians rise up in righteous revulsion and vote for Thad Cochran’s Democratic opponent? Or willthey stand by their pigfucker?
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