Randy Quaid, who has been in 90 movies but I can’t think of any right now, and his wife Evi have asked for asylum in Canada because, they say, “star whackers” are out to kill them.
The two were wanted by American police for not paying a hotel bill, and when Canadian authorities arrested them in Vancouver in order to send them back to the states, Evi begged a Canadian immigration adjudicator not to force them to return, saying on Friday that eight friends, such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have been “murdered” under mysterious circumstances and she’s worried something will happen to her husband next. “We feel our lives are in danger,” she said.
He's the one who's not Woody Harrelson
Now, a lot of people say I believe every conspiracy theory that comes down the pike, but it’s not true. I believe that British authorities killed David Kelly. I believe that Deborah Jean Palfrey (the D.C. Madam’s) death was a murder and not a suicide.
I believe the Kennedy’s killed Marilyn Monroe. But I don’t believe this.
First, there’s no motive. Who really wanted Heath Ledger dead? I mean, I thought he was pretty lame in “The Patriot,” but he’d just won an Oscar, he was on top of the world…oh, I guess that disproves my argument. Plenty of people might have wanted him dead. But David Carradine? Nobody wanted David Carradine to die. Of course, it’s pretty hard to hang yourself with your hands tied behind your back, but he was a talented man.
Anyway, I can’t imagine why Randy Quaid thinks anybody would want him dead. He’s just really not that important. No, I think he’s just nuts.
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