Regular readers of this column know that I occasionally enjoy a gentle gibe, a good natured ribbing of Sarah Palin (aka Bible Spice, aka Caribou Barbie, aka Snowbilly Grifter) , her snowmobiling husband Todd, their sex-abstaining, massive plastic surgery having, Dancing With the Stars daughter Bristol, the housebreaking, rave partying Willow (or is that Piper) and the two younger ones who we really shouldn’t be making fun of directly, although in one case I think it’s legitimate to raise questions of parentage.
However, that is not the subject of today’s column. There is joyous news in clan Palin, for oldest son Track has married Britta Hanson, his girlfriend from High School. If pictures don’t lie, she is smoking hot, too.
So, welcome to the family, Britta! I’m sure I will probably make fun of you at some point in the future, but I wish you nothing but joy on this day and a long and happy marriage, even though your husband is descended from lunatics, has a truly moronic first name and was ordered to Afghanistan by a judge because he got caught vandalizing school busses, but you know what? No big deal, a high school prank and I must admit I was no angel myself at that age. It’s not his fault that I have political objections to his mother.
He’s a fine looking young man, Britta, and I’m sure you have a lot in common and are very much in love. Have a good life, and maybe
A Wedding is Always a Beautiful Thing
don’t run for public office. Mazel Tov!
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Where do they find such strange names?