Glenn Beck is Nuts

O.K., I know I wrote about this yesterday, but I just can’t get over Glenn Beck saying that the Occupy Wall Street people will “come into our homes, drag us into the streets and kill us all.”    Worse than Robespierre, he said.  It’s so at odds with the scenes I’ve seen, of large numbers of people looking relentlessly normal and reasonable.  So, I wrote

this poem:

From the Mind of Glenn Beck

The liberals are everywhere

they’re in your office, on the stairs

they’re in your classrooms, in the halls

they’re even in the shopping malls

in the war between the classes,

they’re the screaming, unwashed masses

Much, much worse than Robespierre

the liberals are everywhere

they want the bankers heads on pikes

we all know what they are like:

dirty, lazy, communistic

drug addicted, atheistic

always having nasty sex

who knows what they’ll think of next

they will come into our houses

crash our gated citadels

hairy, naked tattooed bodies

smelling of their hippie smells

they will drag us by our ankles

out into the public square

and stab us with their liberal knives

the liberals are everywhere

 

In other news, the Topeka, Kansas, city council has made it official.  It is now perfectly legal, in the city of Topeka, to beat your wife.  I wish I were joking about that.  Here is the link.