Rush Limbaugh is a big, fat puke
for saying nasty things about Sandra Fluke
What the world needs more of
his apology was not sincere
he was forced to make it, that is clear
he said what he said and he meant to say it
and he kept it up for a couple of days
his eyes are so fixed on the conservative path
that he didn’t count on the feminist wrath
bound to come down upon his head
after the nasty things he said
but it isn’t just the words he used
although they were clearly words of abuse
what he said just made it clear
the thing that conservatives truly fear
is sex, they think it’s a terrible sin
even the sight of too much skin
offends their narrow-minded church-going souls
and challenges traditional roles
in which sex is a duty, sex is a chore
you hear the same crap from Rick Santorum
only in marriage, for procreation
and never, ever for recreation
they’d like to take us back a ways
back to the good old Victorian days
but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again
and again and again and again and again
sex is healthy, sex is fun
sex is good for everyone
whether you’re straight or whether you’re gay
it doesn’t matter, it’s all O.K.
it makes you feel happy, it makes you feel fine
sex is awesome, sex is divine
if everybody had it a whole lot more
there’d be less tension, there’d be less war
the world would be a better place
for everybody in the human race
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Doesn’t really scan well and actually I don’t think I agree with the sentiment. I think Repub’lick’ems just don’t like others having *more* sex than they are. Just a theory, but I think that they like to feel superior under all circumstances and that includes sex. That’s why they opt for the weirder shit ’cause they think they’re the only ones actually doing the weirder shit – which is prolly true, but not as often ‘s my guess. And if you do have more sex, then you have to pay the price in unwanted chilluns. Thoughts? Maybe.
Chilluns are good.
Republicans definitely seem to go for kinkier sex, but I think there’s a lot of guilt involved. That’s part of why they hate the rest of the human race so much. They hate themselves. (J. Edgar Hoover, Roy Cohn)
But, yeah, the meter’s a bit off. It was a late night effort.