I’m of two minds on this because, in the end, everybody has a right to name their baby whatever they want, and Breeze is kind of a pretty name for a girl, sort of like Piper, or Willow. As far as the middle name is concerned, naming her after a weapon (one not generally used in hunting moose) may seem a little bit weird to folks in the more urban regions of the country, but it’s no real surprise coming from two people in Alaska who are very up front about their love of guns.
Sunny Oglesby
But Levi, dude, you blew it. Here was a chance to prove to the world that it was really Bristol who was the nutty one who chose the name Tripp, because that’s sort of similar to her brothers Track and Trig. The PR moment of a lifetime, and you blew it.
All you had to do was give your daughter a nice, ordinary name like Katherine, or Caroline, or Linda and everybody in the whole world would have suddenly said “Oh, look, Levi’s actually not a crazy person like the rest of them up in the Dogpatch of the North. He’s giving his daughter such a normal name.”
You could have probably got yourself elected to congress, or maybe even a reality show.
But no, you went with the wacko baby name. So now whenever the subject of you and the most famous girl you’ll ever sleep with comes up people will say “Okay, she is seriously one crazy, delusional, manipulative, vindictive bitch, but he’s not much better, he named his daughter after a gun.”
It’s not that we hate guns. Well, some of us do, but that’s not the point. The point is that it’s weird to name your kids after inanimate objects – you wouldn’t name a kid Table, or Suitcase, would you?
Anyway, Levi and Sunny (I think you’re much hotter than Bristol, by the way), you’re not in politics, so name your kid whatever you want. Good luck to you.
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