Super sexy supermodel Heidi Klum is getting divorced from her husband of 7 years and father of her 4 children, soul singer Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel, usually referred to, for obvious reasons, simply as Seal.
Heidi, Martin and a couple of Heidi’s kids
There are rumors that she might be dating her body guard, a guy named Martin Kristen. Now, I’ve seen his picture and I must say, I don’t think he’s good enough for Heidi Klum. Then again, I never thought Seal was good enough for Heidi Klum. To be plain, I don’t think there’s a man on earth who’s good enough for Heidi Klum, but the woman has to find love somewhere.
Also, it seems she has a type. She likes the big, tough looking guys. Understandable. Lots of women do.
Klum hasn’t officially confirmed the rumors yet, but a friend of hers told people magazine “it’s complicated.”
That’s a bogus answer. Every relationship is complicated. It is a delicate balancing act between the needs, desires, quirky idiosyncrasies and irritating habits of two (or more) individual human beings. There are questions of family, lifestyle, goals, beliefs, sleep schedule and film and cuisine preferences. Nothing could possibly be more complicated. There are people who understand what is happening inside atoms and the movements of distant galaxies who do not understand relationships.
All we really want to know is, are they fucking? Seal certainly seems to think so. “I wish she wouldn’t fornicate with the help,” he said. That’s so crude. He makes it sound like she was porking the pool boy, shagging the chauffeur and the chef, letting the gardener plant his seeds.
Sure, technically a bodyguard is “the help,” but….didn’t Seal ever see that movie with Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston? This is a fucking romantic story, it is.
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