Amidst all the rage, violence and stupidity that seems to have gripped the planet in the last week, there have been some items of good news.
Warren Buffet, one of the few non-evil rich people on the planet, has successfully completed chemotherapy and is once again completely healthy, or at any rate as completely healthy as one can be at 82. Congratulations, Warren, may you live to be 120!
It’s called a Lesula, apparently
Jim Carrey’s got himself a hot, young girlfriend. He’s 50, she’s 23. I call that good news because it feeds my fantasy that if I were rich and famous, and my wife didn’t object, I could do that.
Obama’s lead continues to expand, which is very good news. Not enough to get overconfident about, and the sweet taste of victory will be tainted somewhat if the Republicans keep control in the House or gain it in the Senate.
But the other good news is that Republicans are saying something awesomely stupid almost every day, and we still have the debates to look forward to. There’s no chance it will be a landslide like 1964 or 1972, but it looks like a good old fashioned head kicking, hopefully with coat tails.
Scientists discovered a new species of monkey in Africa, and they are incredibly cute, in an ugly sort of way. They remind me of Jimmy Durante, for some reason. Apparently not uncommon, either, which seems strange since they were just discovered. Or rather, discovered by official zoologists. The locals have known about them forever. It just goes to show that there are still parts of the world that are remote, there are still a lot of things we don’t know.
The good news for Will and Kate is that this whole fooforaw about her titty pictures will be forgotten within a week or two. She’s an attractive woman, no doubt about it, but men who are looking to Princess Kate for erotic stimulation can simply google “naked girl who looks like Kate Middleton involved in outrageous sex acts,” and there you go. Everybody’s happy.
The royals will continue to be ridiculously wealthy and useless, and the public will continue to adore them. Fair enough.
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