Today archaeologists dug up some bones that look like they might belong to some of your ancestors. They’re a little over a thousand years old. We may be primitive, by your standards, but we do have carbon dating, which is still a relatively new thing, in the evolution of the species.
Is this one of your ancestors?
They’re explaining them away by saying that some crazy Aztec parents raised their kids to deliberate have those weird shaped heads, which I suppose is possible, the Aztecs were a crazy bunch, they say they did human sacrifices, where they actually ripped people’s hearts right out of their living bodies and killed them as an offering to their “gods,”sometimes whole bunches of people at a time.
There’s another thing you need to know about humans. There’s a deep streak of bloodlust and cruelty, but we’re trying to get over that. You should watch Star Trek sometime. That’s a human TV series all about our aspirations in space. All the different “alien” species really represent characters associated with human beings. Vulcans are probably most like Virgos (but that’s a zodiac thing, a weird practice a lot of humans believe in which has no actual bearing in science), cold and judgmental. The Ferengis are clearly the Jews of space, and the Klingons, a bloody, warlike species, are a big fan favorite.
Anyway, at the end of Star Trek, the good guys always win and love and freedom and justice reign supreme throughout the universe.
But, back to the skulls. I don’t know why anybody would totally distort their heads like that but we’ve got people who go crazy with piercing and tattooing (ways that people decorate or alter their bodies to make an artistic, fashion or social statement), and the Chinese (they are the people from East Asia, the most numerous race on the planet) went in for foot binding until fairly recently, so it’s possible.
But I think it’s equally possible they are alien skeletons, remnants of a colony you maintained in that area about 1,000 years ago. It was probably nice there, then, before Columbus. Anyway, I just thought you might like to know. (to be continued)
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