When I saw this article, I thought it was a joke and checked twice to make sure it wasn’t from The Onion or The Currant or that lame-ass Andy Borowitz guy who writes for the New Yorker, he sometimes starts with kind of a funny premise but then it goes nowhere, he reminds me a bit of the late and not so great as everybody thought he was Art Buchwald.
Christine Quinn
But, no, it truly looks like Christine Quinn saw that Anthony Putzflasher’s collapse is mostly helping Bill De Blasio and so, even though she is still leading or a close second in most polls, decided it was time for her to start talking about penises, too. (Peni? Not sure. Fortunately, we can avoid petty arguments about pluralization by saying shlongs, wangers, peckers, Johnsons, or joy sticks.)
Quinn says that if elected, she will improve the quality of condoms in New York City. This is interesting. This is educational. Before reading the above linked article, I didn’t realize that the City of New York actually had their own condoms, but they do, and they give them away for free at clinics, pharmacies and many of the towns finest establishments for the consumption of alcoholic beverages. I didn’t realize any city had that.
Kudos to New York!
Anyway, Quinn says she’s received complaints about the condoms from lots of men, some saying they ripped, some saying they should come in different sizes, one of which should be Xtra Large. Now, I strongly suspect that lots of guys who complain about condoms being too small are just bragging, but I see no reason not to make a few improvements in the city’s own manholsters.
After all, they gave away over 35 million of them last year.
So, it’s a clever move, and a clever political move. Not only will it cost little money, and make lots of people happy, it also establishes her ability to talk about male genitalia freely and frankly.
It is, after all, what this erection , sorry, election is all about.
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