Melania, Melania, we did not care that you were a ‘model’ who posed naked and in lesbian embraces because we’re liberal that way. Liberal women excuse you because they feel you were probably forced into it some way, and liberal men, well, just like conservative men, we thought it was kind of hot, so criticizing you over that would have seemed hypocritical.
Now, I don’t really care.
We were not bothered that you were an immigrant, and that your parents are immigrants. We’re all for immigrants.
Now, I don’t really care.
We were not bothered that you used your good looks to snag a billionaire husband. Personally, I see that as a very reasonable move. You get to live a life of wealth and luxury, and you were probably going to marry somebody, right?
Now, I don’t really care.
We didn’t hold it against you that your husband is a boorish moron. That is not your fault.
Now, I don’t really care.
We didn’t hold it against you that you didn’t want to live in the White House. Bess Truman didn’t want to live there, either, and she was married to a Democrat.
Now, I don’t really care.
You wore the jacket and you knew what you were doing. It was the sartorial equivalent of waving backwards to the crowd, with your middle finger standing out from the others just enough so they’d all notice. And you were coming from visiting children in prison. Immigrant children. Like you. Except most of them will never wind up shtooping a billionaire and becoming first lady.
So, the gloves are off, Melania. You’re a slut, you’re a whore, you’re an ignorant bimbo. You’re a rude, inconsiderate, heartless, unfeeling bitch.
You no longer get any consideration from me. Because I don’t really care.
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