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Introducing Tim Minchin

This guy, Tim Minchin, is my new favorite comedian.  If you’ve heard of him, you either agree or disagree with me,  but I’m sure you’ve already made up your mind.  I can’t imagine anybody  saying “eh, he’s all right.” You’re going to either love him, or hate him.

If you’ve never heard of him, check him out.  At first glance, with the weird hair and all, you might think he’s a Russell Brand wannabe but outside of the hair and the eye make-up and the sort of irreverently  radical attitude, they aren’t that much alike.  Can Russell Brand play the piano?  I thought not.

Tim Minchin

Tim Minchin

This link is a tender little lullaby for babies with such sweet, tender lines as “I wish a dingo would come and rip off your fat, bitching head.”

I also quite enjoyed the song called “Kiddie Stuffer,” but if my children were overweight it probably would have pissed me off.  He definitely veered away from comedy into diatribe in an absolute orgy of fat shaming.

I agree with his point.  If your kids have a weight problem, stop feeding them fattening foods and make sure they get some exercise.  But, I can sure see how some people might have been offended.

He’s a bit like George Carlin except that I actually think George Carlin is overrated as a comic.  I like the things he says but he comes across, to me, as an angry young man who went to his grave as an angry old man.  The trick to being a great political comic is 75% comedy, minimum and 25% politics, maximum*.  Even Lewis Black observes that rule.  George Carlin crossed it all the time.  Also, like Russell Brand, George Carlin couldn’t play the piano.

I also enjoyed “Thank God” and “Storm” because they expressed a rational, scientific, non-mystical view of the universe that is shared with Bill Maher and myself, but Minchin is about a million times funnier than Bill Maher with his pissy little “rules.”  I thought he was very mean to the girl known as Storm, though, who was perfectly correct in saying that pharmaceutical companies are evil and science has not yet provided a clear definition of love.

I guess what I’m saying is that I suspect, even though I seriously admire this guy’s talent and share many of his views on society and religion, he might be a real dick to hang out with.  Andy Kaufmann was like that.

*I just made that up.

 

 

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The Cuckoo’s Calling

I just finished The Cuckoo’s Calling by Robert Galbraith J.K. Rowling, and  I liked it.  It had interesting characters, it was simply told, and it kept me interested from page one to page it’s over and you’re bummed, because it’s over.  It was, in other words, a page turner, or whatever we’re going to start calling that on Kindle.tcc

It was a bit heavy on the dialogue, but that’s the nature of the genre, you have to have long interviews with people to explain all the clues.   It’s also what makes a great writer a great writer.  I can’t do dialogue to save my life.  After trying to write a couple of lines of dialogue, I play it back to myself in my head and realize “people don’t really talk like that.”

Also, and this is not a specific criticism of it at all, because so many books do this, the characters were both sensationalized and stereotyped.  It starts with the suspicious death of a supermodel. so there’s the gay fashion designer who adores her, her b-list celebrity junkie boyfriend, the sleazy casting-couch type film director, his wife the cokehead, the gangster rapper who is obsessed with her,  and a few other high flying types.

Then, there is the manipulative, evil uncle, the homeless girl, the West Indian security guard, and the two mysterious black men seen on security cameras running away.

You suspect all of them, in turn, at least for a moment,  and the actual killer was one I’d suspected but ruled out because no way, that would be just crazy and, of course, he was.

It’s no Harry Potter,  but that’s O.K.  If Rowling segues into a run of the mill crime writer , (i.e. she may not be Conan-Doyle, but she can hold her own with Grisham and the like) that’s enough to keep me reading her books.  Of which I’m sure there will be more, because she totally left this open for sequels._

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A Walk in the Country

The 25th is the day after Christmas here, so after half the morning reading the Kindle book I’d gotten (Cuckoo’s Calling) and playing a few games on Kinect (I bowl much better with a virtual ball), I decided to go out for a walk in my new shoes.

It was that or sit around the house and watch Home Alone (in Czech).  Though some may  bemoan our snowless Christmas (same as last year) I am pretty happy with it.  Snow is pretty for about 5 minutes , and if that 5 minutes happens sometime in the middle of February and then goes away, I will be a happy camper.

When I lived in Los Angeles, I found the lack of seasonal variation boring, but 4 seasons is one too many.  I would like 3.  A nice, long Spring, Summer, and an Autumn that segues back into Spring, that would be my ideal and if anybody knows someplace on the planet like that, let me know.

It wasn’t even particularly cold or windy today, the sky was cloudy enough to be interesting but not to be threatening.  It was a good day for a walk.  I walked up out of  the village, past the little farm that has sheep and goats, they all looked at me, wondering, probably, why this strange human was out of doors when none of the others were.

I walked past that where the road turns to mud and then turns left and goes past a duck pond and then comes to a paved road again and this is where it got interesting.  I’d never been that way before but figured the road must connect somewhere and I’d just come back from a different direction, but I like to explore so that’s the way I went.  That road also ended in a T junction and I went left again because left and left and left sets you right, and then I came to a little village that just seemed so quiet and isolated I felt like I’d stumbled across Brigadoon, the only person I saw as I walked through the village from one end to the other, was a young girl with very fake blonde hair, crouched down by the side of her house smoking a cigarette.

I am still in the habit of thinking that roads must connect to other roads and if you keep on going you will get somewhere, but that is not always the case in Česky Raj.  At the lower end of the town the road petered out into a forest trail, so I turned back  before I got really lost.

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Thank Goodness That’s Over

I am not a lover of Christmas.  It’s a good thing my wife is, or I’d just discontinue the tradition altogether and my kids would be  seriously pissed off.  The trees and the lights are kind of pretty, although I worry about killing off such a huge number of trees each year.  I really don’t like most traditional Christmas movies and even the ones I once thought were fairly good films (Love, Actually) I’m  sick of seeing every  goddamned year regular as clockwork.

Happy Yule!

Happy Yule!

Here in the Czech Republic, we celebrate on the 24th and it’s now over.  The nicest thing about this  Christmas was that Helena’s grandmother was there, which was not a foregone conclusion.  She is old, and pretty much never gets out of  bed any more.

In her cheerful, old person’s way of speaking, she said “Oh, this is so nice, my last Christmas” and my father in law said “Herr Gott! (he  uses that phrase a lot) You’ve been saying that for 10  years!”  Which is true, come to think of it.

Anyway, I was glad she made it to this one.

One reason I’m glad it’s over, though, is that we can now have a year long truce in this war on Christmas bullshit.  So, these are my final thoughts on the subject for this year: it is perfectly  fine to say “Merry Christmas!”  It is a traditional greeting and people throughout the English speaking world have been saying it for a couple  of centuries, at least.

It is not O.K. to say “I say Merry Christmas.”  When you say that, you are staking out a position, you are adding a bit of Christian ideology to what used to be a pleasant and harmless greeting.

I hope we don’t have to have this argument again next year, but I’m not holding my breath.

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At the Cottage

We are at the cottage but the internet speed is hell of a slow, so I cannot skim through my hotmail notifications and leave scathing responses on all the facebook threads I visit, which is, perhaps, a blessing in disguise.

Kotelsko, Czech Republic

Kotelsko, Czech Republic

Like the snow that covers the ground in winter (not here, not yet – it was a balmy 11 degrees centigrade as we were driving up), a trip to the cottage slows things down, puts things into hibernation mode, and those breaks are helpful now and again.

I will try to get some writing done offline while I am here.  There are actually four books I am working on at the moment.  Two of them I hope to have ready by the end of the year.   Those are collections of mostly very short poetry.  One is basically everything that isn’t in any other book yet.  I haven’t for sure settled on a title for it yet.  I might just pick the title of one of the poems in it but, despite the fact that there are some great poems in there, IMHO, there are none the stand out.

The other is Rheets 2013.  Rheets is short for rhyming tweets, because my last book of twoems, put together this time last year, has pretty much totally failed to catch on.  Whatever.  I’m going to keep writing them even if I never sell a single copy because I think they are an interesting art form in themselves.  First, nobody else is writing them, as far as I know.  Twitter is a big place.  I suppose I could have a doppelganger or two. Secondly, since I am writing one of them a day and sometimes commenting on current matters of social and political importance, they form a sort of annual report in brief, a time capsule, a historical log.  Third, I write them anyway just to promote my blog although I think, in that, they have been almost totally ineffective.  The fourth, and probably most important, reason that I write them is because it’s a good writing exercise.

The 3rd book is poetry in a particular style, and I am waiting until i hit a magic number of poems written in that format.  What is magic number?  I don’t want to jinx it, but I’m close and hope to have that one finished by the end of February, at the latest.

The 4th one will be a novel.  That one I’m really stuck on.

 

 

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