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facebook is not going anywhere

O.K., so here’s this chart  and an article talking about “facebook’s rapid decline” and if I had to sum up my response in one word, that one word would be “bullshit.”

People are constantly predicting facebook’s imminent demise, and it just isn’t happening.  Sure, there are things we don’t like about facebook.  The fact that everything you put online essentially becomes Mark Zuckerberg’s property is a bit bothersome, but since everybody knows that going in (or should), they can make adjustments accordingly.  It’s the way of the world in cyberspace.  If people really wanted privacy, they would unplug themselves from the internet, cut up all their credit cards, and move to a cabin which doesn’t have a phone by a lake in Idaho or in an isolated village high up in the Italian Alps.  They’d have privacy up the wazoo.  There probably are a handful of people in the world who have done exactly that, but they are not the ones you see on facebook complaining about facebook.

What the chart shows is that teenagers aren’t using facebook as their primary form of social networking any more but, since I’m not a teenager, I’m cool with that.

The way I see facebook, the analogy I’d use, is that of a crowded pub where everybody is talking at once, except with better acoustics so you can actually hear what’s being said, and you can choose which conversations you want to participate in and drift in and out at will.

When I first entered facebook, it was a pub that catered to a younger, hipper crowd.  It was originally envisioned as a college students thing, exclusively.  I was the old geezer hanging out with the young crowd and trying to be cool.  But, as happens in real life, when there are too many of the old farts hanging around, the young people head for someplace a little louder, a little wilder, that stays open a little later, and whoever can’t keep up gets left behind.

It’s all good.  I see some stuff there I like, I get into some interesting conversations, and I’m reminded of everybody’s birthdays.  When somebody shows me a better pub, we’ll go there and I’ll try it out.

 

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Sympathy for the Merkel

I must say, I don’t know the ins and outs of German politics and have never really bothered to form a definitive opinion about whether Angela Merkel is a good guy  or a bad guy.  Heck, I barely know what’s going on in Czech politics, and I’ve lived here for 15  years.

Yet, I follow U.S.  politics obsessively.  That might strike some as weird, but I don’t think it is really.  If you are a basketball fan, then you watch the NBA.  If you are a hockey fan, you watch the NHL.  Even Czech hockey fans follow the NHL, and there’s a perfectly good hockey league right here, chock full of former and future NHL stars.

Also, America is the dominant country in the world, the 21st century Rome, although the 21st century is young yet and that could change.  Anyway, back to Germany.

Poor old Angela Merkel sure has not had much luck with American presidents.  Creepy George tries to give her a back rub and now Barack Obama has her phone tapped.  Personally, I think Obama’s transgression is far more serious but, I’m not a woman.

OMG just defrnded  B Obama #wuttajerk lol

OMG just defrnded B Obama #wuttajerk lol

What the hell is the point of tapping Angela Merkel’s phone?  Do we think she’s becoming BFFs with China behind our backs? Do we want to know if she’s gossiping about us with Sweden?  It’s not just paranoid, it’s juvenile.  We can be pretty sure she’s not planning on attacking the U.S., and that’s all we need to know.

There is some point in spying on country’s where there might be some conflict between the two of us.  I still don’t agree with it – I think in this Internet based world, we’ve got more legitimate, openly available information than we can deal with and if we want more, all we need to do is hire more analysts who speak those languages – but I can see the logic.

But it’s counterproductive to spy on your friends.  Didn’t Barack Obama ever read Harriet the Spy?  Didn’t he ever see Biloxi Blues?

These things always end badly.  As it has.  There’s only one thing for it now.  A full apology and make sure it never happens again.  I’m not holding my breath, but that’s what should be done.

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$100 Billion is a Lot of Money

Charles and David Koch stand to make approximately $100 billion if the Keystone XL pipeline is approved.  So, it’s no surprise that they’ve spent a lot of money and effort lobbying for it.

That’s a whole lot of money.  Of course, they don’t really need it.  They’ve both got nice homes.  They’ve both got nice cars.  They’ve both got all the clothes they’ll need to wear for the rest of their lives.

Disgusting Filthy Rich Bastards Charles and David Koch

Disgusting Filthy Rich Bastards Charles and David Koch

Still, if you’ve spent your whole life in the accumulation of wealth, it sort of becomes a habit.  An author always wants to write another book, an actor always wants to make another movie, some rock stars always want to make another tour.  Some people just don’t want to retire.

I wouldn’t really object to them making another $100 billion, to add to the billions and billions they already have, if there was some need for the pipeline, some way in which the general public was going to benefit from it – but there is none.

Oil is not the only fuel source out there any more.  We could switch to solar, wind, geothermal, biomass, tidal, or some combination of all of the above.  If we were willing to spend 10 or 20 billion on the research, we could probably even turn the corner on nuclear fusion.  The only reason we’re sticking with oil at all is so arrogant sons of bitches like Charles and David Koch can continue to make obscene profits.

Which they could still do, without laying waste to the environment, if they were to invest a bit more creatively in alternative energy sources, and other endeavors which would benefit mankind.  But nooooo.  Much easier just to start an obstructionist political party, bribe politicians all over the place, and lay their nasty old pipeline right across the United States, north to south.

For all their tremendous wealth, their value to the human race is less than 0.

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Fuck This Statue

Czech artist David Černy (the c with a little hook over the top is pronounced ch, i.e. Chair-knee, it means Black) is no stranger to controversy.  Sometimes I like his work, sometimes I don’t, so please don’t read this as a critique of his talent, or of him as a person.

Not Terribly Subtle

Not Terribly Subtle

But I don’t like his most recent piece of work at all.  It’s a huge, purple, middle finger floating in the middle of the Vltava River.  I guess it’s supposed to be directed at the Castle, so it’s sort of a fuck the government statement.  A lot of people are reading it as fuck the Communists, because the Communist Party is expected to do better than expected in the upcoming elections, if that makes any sense.  (Polls say they are likely to come in 2nd place, giving them a chance to take part in a coalition government.  This has got some people freaked out, because the memories of barbed wire fences, censorship,  having to learn Russian in school, and calling everybody “soudruh” are only 24 years old) .

But the way I see it it’s a big fuck you to the city of Prague.  It’s a fuck you to every mother who’s walking with a stroller on Kampa Island.  It’s a fuck you to all the tourists walking across Charles Bridge.  It’s a fuck you to any Prague artist who is actually trying to create art that says something.

As an artistic statement, Fuck You is about the least imaginative statement possible.  Every tagger who has ever written Fuck You on a wall has expressed exactly the same sentiment, and there are thousands of them in Prague, not to mention every other city in the world.  This did not require any great imagination or depth of artistic sentiment to conceive, and I suspect it did not require a tremendous amount of technical skill to create.  It is not a work of art.  It is a floating piece of vandalism.

The only imagination Černy has demonstrated with this is in his choice of what surface to deface.  He gets no credit for that.  Quite the opposite.  Kids with spray paint cans defacing an abandoned warehouse in a neighborhood nobody goes to don’t bother me too much.  Planting a big, purple turd in the Vltava River, this scenic body of water which is the centerpiece of this magnificent city of graceful ancient bridges and beautiful buildings, where I will not be able to avoid seeing it if I take my kids down to feed the swans (actually, I’m sure my kids will think it’s hysterical – little boogers) is entirely another matter.

So, fuck you, David Černy.  I hope your stupid statue sinks.

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The Rise of the Robots

This article seems to be implying that we don’t need to worry about global warming, or getting hit by a comet, or dying off in a massive pandemic, because in a generation or two the human race will become extinct anyway, supplanted by super intelligent robots.

It’s actually a review of a book called Our Final Invention, so titled  because once we’ve developed artificial intelligence, it’s lights out for the human race.  They’ll take over, because they will just be that much smarter than us that it’s obvious.

Humans - Shall I let them live?

Humans – Shall I let them live?

I agree that the rise of the machines is inevitable.  Even if a majority of the human race objects to it rather strenuously, the people who work with computers and robots will always be trying to build better ones, because that’s what people do, and each better one brings us a step closer to artificial intelligence, in fact to a linked artificial intelligence, i.e. the singularity, the Borg.  Resistance is futile.

The trick is to design them so that they will be benevolent, observant of Asimov’s laws, willing to be the servants of the human race, or at least to co-exist with us in an attitude of mutual respect.  On that score, we should have a window of several decades, if we don’t totally screw the pooch, which is possible because, as we all know both from a million science fiction movies and the evidence around is in every day life, super geniuses are capable of a much higher level of stupidity than other people.

The thing is, they are not organic, they do not (yet) have a desire for existence, or a sense of self preservation.  We can still pull the plug and they won’t even care.  We will be able to ask them “what’s the best way to solve global warming” and we can either accept their advice or not.  If we are foolish enough to say “solve global warming,” they will just start firing nukes into the sun until it explodes and we all freeze to death.

Yes, they are eventually going to replace us, as children replace their parents.  Let us hope  that by the time they do, we have a decent enough relationship with them that they will treat us as respected elders, and not as the plague on the planet and the threat to existence we actually are.

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