Remember Bill O’Reilly? He’s the right wing TV talk guy who tried to convince everybody a few years back that liberals were waging a war against Christmas. A shocking number of people believed him. Before that he was perhaps most famous for his absurdly comical sexual
Stupidest Man in the World?
harassment case, in which America discovered that O’Reilly either didn’t know the difference between a loofah and a felafel or had one of the weirdest sex fetishes ever. He paid the girl a couple million dollars and she dropped the case.
Anyway, Bill hasn’t been getting as much attention lately, largely because Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh have pushed the discussion so far to the right that Bill-O actually seems like the voice of reason: almost.
His latest schtick is to criticize the media for referring to Anders Behring-Breivik, the Norwegian white supremacist asshole who opened fire on a bunch of kids at a summer camp, because sometimes a bomb just isn’t enough, as a Christian. Bear in mind, Breivik calls himself a Christian, the Norwegian police call him a Christian and his 1,500 page manifesto (what is it with crazy mass murderers writing manifestos lately? Is this what you do now if you can’t get published?) was written from a Christian perspective.
O’Reilly says that nobody who believes in Jesus Christ could possibly commit mass murder. Well, then, George Bush is not a Christian. Dick Cheney is not a Christian. In fact, the entire Republican party and everybody who approved of the war in Iraq is now, by Bill O’Reilly’s definition, not a Christian. Jim Jones was not a Christian. The population of Germany during World War II was not made up of Christians. The American Civil War was waged by the most un-Christian goddamned heathens you’ve ever seen, on both sides. The Spanish Inquisition was not conducted by Christians and neither were the Crusades.
By O’Reilly’s definition, Christianity barely exists at all.
Moron.
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