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July 3, 2011 · 2:44 pm

More Filth From Bristol Palin’s Autobiography

Bristol Palin refers to Levi Johnston as a gnat in her book “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey so Far.”  But that’s not the only form of low life vermin Bristol’s got a problem with.  Residents of Middletown, Ohio, about halfway between Cincinnati and Dayton, are not happy with her

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description of the Manchester Inn Hotel, where the Palin’s stayed the night before McCain announced Sarah as his running mate, in Dayton.

“The raggedy old hotel had dated furniture, small rooms, ugly pink walls, and an abundant supply of cockroaches,” she wrote. “I’d never even seen a cockroach before. Reporters might not think Wasilla is the prettiest town in the world, but at least we don’t have roaches.”

She also misspelled the name of the town, by leaving out the w.

It probably doesn’t make any difference.  Sarah Palin was probably not going to run for president in 2012 anyway because, among the 15 or so odd candidates who are seeking the Republican nomination, she wouldn’t really stand out.  Just one more right wing nut job in a room full of right wing nut jobs.  Secondly, anybody who would have supported her is already on team Bachmann, because Joan of Minneapolis and Caribou Barbie are essentially the same person.  They are both good looking women with large families from comically northern states who are fanatically anti-abortion and talk about God a lot.

But, if she was still thinking about running, she can kiss Ohio good bye, and no Republican has ever won the presidency without carrying Ohio.  Ever.

The hotel is not going to be launching a law suit or anything.  First of all, it closed in January, after 89 years.  The owner had died and, well, maybe it was a bit run down.  They are thinking of reopening it as a cooking school.  That is not a joke.

The galling thing was the misspelling of the town’s name.  That kind of thing can happen to anybody, in a random e-mail or twitter or something.  However, this book went through a publisher.  It had a ghost writer and, one would hope, a team of fact checkers and proof readers.  The fact that they made such an elementary mistake proves not only that they are incompetent but that they couldn’t care less what people in Middletown, Ohio, think.

That’s arrogance.  Politicians can get away with a lot, but not that.

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June 26, 2011 · 10:54 pm

More About Bristol’s Book

I know I wrote about Bristol Palin’s new book “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far” just a few days back, but I’ve been reading a few more excerpts.  Holy shit on a cracker, this girl can’t possibly think she’s doing anything to polish her image by publishing this, can she? Can she?

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Well, she probably thinks she can, since that’s generally the reason for writing books like this.  Or perhaps she thinks the increased notoriety will be enough to sell copies and boost ratings for her new reality series.  But her “career” at the moment sort of depends on her being viewed as a moral and upright person, and this book does not portray that.

From her wild overreaction to some friendly Mom talk from Cindy McCain to her belief that she actually deserved her 3rd place finish on dancing with the stars, she truly seems to be delusional.

From the way she talks about her school days, it becomes clear that she is really, really hard to get along with.  There are frequent fallings-out, flame wars and feuds.  It seems that the one word which people who know her use to describe her most is “bitch.”

From her discussions of family life, we learn that the insanity in the Palin clan runs deeper and wider than we thought.  There are tales of Crazy Uncle Mike, who likes tazing and terrorizing the younguns, and calling High School girls cunts.

The exchange with Cindy McCain went down like this.

While they were waiting together at Minneapolis airport,  around the time of the Republican National Convention, Cindy pulled Bristol aside and said “Bristol, I have three things I want to tell you,” she said. “I just want you to know that I want to be one of the first people to hold your baby. Also, I want to go to your wedding when it comes together, and lastly, […] John and I want to be godparents of your child.”

Bristol, apparently not understanding the concept of godparents, freaked.  As she writes in her book, “I had just met her, and I wondered why she wanted any type of guardianship over my child.”

Now, here’s the part I don’t understand.  Bristol didn’t write this book, at least not alone.  That would be silly.  So, there’s this co-writer, this Nancy French lady, who supposedly knows a thing or two about stringing words together.  Couldn’t she take Bristol aside and say “Look.  You can’t write this, even if it’s the truth, because you sound like a complete moron.”

Actually, I suppose she couldn’t.  And therein lies the tragedy.

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June 20, 2011 · 10:01 pm

Bristol Palin Says She Was Date Raped, Sort Of

She doesn’t use those words, exactly, but in her ghost written (Nancy French) biography entitled “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far”, she writes about the evening that she lost her virginity, when Levi shtooped her for the very first time.

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It was on a camping trip and apparently she’d kicked back quite a few wine coolers because the next morning she woke up alone in her tent with no memories of what had happened as Johnston talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas.

Now, there’s nothing illegal, I don’t think, about lying in your autobiography.  Free speech and all that.  If I wanted to write a book about how I am the reincarnation of Aethelred the Unready, I’m pretty sure that would still be within the rules.

Also, I don’t want to be too critical of the  young girl.  Most people are drunk when they lose their virginity.  However, I would like to point out that in my considered opinion, her story is bullshit.

First off, I believe she may well have been a bit drunk.  Camping and alcohol go together like sex and teenagers.  In fact, camping, alcohol, sex and teenagers frequently all go very well together.  But how many wine coolers do you have to drink to be so blotto that you sleep through sex?  I think that would require at least a half bottle of vodka for most healthy, young females, and maybe a couple of wine coolers to wash it down.  So, I think she’s either lying about the amount and type of alcohol consumed, or about not remembering getting boinked.

Although that would technically be date rape, and it would be a little weird if she didn’t break up with him right away, maybe even press charges, that’s actually the part I suspect she’s fibbing about.

Come on, Bristol.  You were on a camping trip with the guy.  Sleeping together in extremely confined quarters.  Out in the romantic wilds of nature.  Surely, you had to suspect that he might have sexual intentions?

But the main reason I don’t believe Bristol Palin is just because she has a history of blatant, in your face, outright lying, like that time she had cosmetic surgery and tried to claim it wasn’t cosmetic surgery.

Not that any of this is any of my business, of course.

 

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