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Lesbian Love and Housing for the Homeless

Let me start with an update.  As you know, I’ve been following the story of Jennifer Carroll, the Florida Lieutenant Governor (Republican, of course) who is accused of having sex during office hours with her travel arranger, a lady named Beatriz Ramos.  The last couple of times I’ve written about it, I have bemoaned the lack of detail on what “compromising position” they were found in, and what Beatriz Ramos actually looked like.

Beatriz Ramos is the redhead, Lt. Governor Carroll is the black lady

Thank you, Gawker!

She doesn’t quite live up to the Penelope Cruz fantasy I had in my head, but I can see it happening.

Anyway, Gawker has the story covered, so go there.

I want to elaborate a little more on what I was saying last night about Buckminster Fuller.  He had a formula for calculating the world’s wealth.  It went something like    W=R x E x T.  The W stands for wealth, of course, that’s what we’re trying to calculate, because once we know how much of that there is in the world, we know how much everybody should get and just how bad the rich  people are ripping us off.

Don’t get me wrong.  I am not entirely anti-capitalist, or anti-competition.  I am just anti-people starving to death and being homeless.  But I digress.

R stands for resources, which are pretty  much limited to what’s available on planet earth, at least until Richard Branson and his buddies start asteroid mining, which might not be that far off.  I think (and Fuller thought, too) that the world’s resource pool could be expanded by creative recycling, but it’s still much more finite than the next two parts of the equation.  E stands for energy, including manpower but everything else, too.  Solar energy now, compared to solar energy a century from now, is like Galileo’s telescope compared to the Hubbell telescope.  T is the one that just keeps expanding, hardly a week goes by that this “number” doesn’t get bigger, because T is the current state of technology.

How’s this for an application:  We have 7 billion people on the planet, and at least a couple billion are unemployed or way underemployed.  Why not put them to work building 7 billion luxury homes.  This would increase the overall wealth of the world dramatically, end the problem of homelessness, free up a lot of disposable income for people to spend on other stuff, and benefit me, personally, tremendously.

Is that communism?  Is that class envy?  eh, whatever.  It would work.  We have the resources.  We have the manpower.  And we have the technology.

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Lesbian Lassies in Tallahassee

Mark Foley, Larry  Craig, Jeff Gannon, Glenn Murphy, Jr., Robert Allen, Ted Haggard, the list of Republicans who were publicly big advocates of morality and wholesome living while they were secretly shtooping other men, in many cases young boys, goes on and on and on.  It’s not an exaggeration to say it’s a pattern.

Jennifer Carroll

Up till now, though, it’s just been the men in the “party of family values” who’ve been doing the same-sex couple dance between the sheets.

Now, Republican ladies are claiming equal rights!  Jennifer Carroll, Lieutenant Governor (that’s like vice president, but of a state) of Florida, has been accused of practicing her lady love with Beatriz Ramos, her travel arranger.

The accuser is a former employee by the name of Carletha Cole.  She says that Carroll and Ramos used to insist on having adjoining rooms whenever they were in a hotel, and that one time she walked in to Carroll’s office and caught the two in a “compromising  position.”  I hate that euphemism.  I mean, there are positions and then there are positions, if you know what I mean.

Aside from the actual “compromising position,” there is a lot that’s unknown about this case.  Carroll, who is married and a mother of three children, denies the whole thing.  She claims that Cole is just a disgruntled employee.

However, Cole has passed a lie detector test.  Those results might not be admissible in court, but they’re right most of the time.

We also don’t know, yet, what Beatriz Ramos actually looks like.  I couldn’t find any pictures of her at all on the internet, which is, by itself, a little weird.  Oh, I found a lot of pictures of ladies named Beatriz Ramos, all the way from Brazil to Nigeria, over 800 of them, but none of them said “Yeah, that Beatriz Ramos, the one who was doing the wild thing  with Florida’s Lieutenant Governor.”

I suppose her physical appearance, and the specific sexual position they were found in, is not really material to the case, but enquiring minds want to know.

Don’t get me wrong.  I think everybody should have sex with whoever they want to have sex with, just as long as the other person wants to have sex back, and nobody’s claiming different in this case.

I do find it a bit strange, though, that a gay person would be a member of the Republican party, the party that  slanders them and persecutes them at every opportunity.  I also find black Republicans to be rather a strange phenomenon, for the same reasons.  Even female Republicans, it seems to me, are being traitors to their gender.  Carroll (if the accusations are true) hits the trifecta.

It’s almost like finding out that Condeleeza Rice is gay.

Oh.  Wait a minute.  I never thought about that.

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