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A Day at the Zoo

I have mixed feelings about zoos, but I do visit them.  Prague Zoo is a pretty good one, too, by and large.  The giraffes, zebras and a few other savannah type animals have a pretty good sized meadow to graze on.  The mountain goats have an excellent rock scrabble hillside.  Monkey Island is pretty cool, the Indonesian Pavilion is kind of awesome, with the bats flying around over your head.

Always One of My Favorite Exhibits

I always feel sorry for the polar bears, though, and the elephants.  Their conditions are pretty crappy.

Anyway, we had nothing at all planned for this weekend, which is pretty unusual, so when the wife suggested the zoo, we were off.  There was one little problem.  The kids have bicycles, my wife has a bicycle, I don’t have a bicycle.

Fortunately, there is this deal in Prague where you can pick up a bike at certain locations and drop it off back there or someplace else, you sign up and get a card or something, and the rental is really cheap, if it’s a short trip, I think under an hour, it’s free, and even an all day rental is reasonable.

I also didn’t have a card, but fortunately you can do the sign-up online and you don’t really need the card, just type in the pin number and you’re off to the races.

Prague is so cool.  Every city should have something like that.

The bikes are nothing elegant; big, ugly, clunky, matte green, girls’ bikes with a big bar that looks like a basket except it’s open at the sides and a spike on the front that makes the whole system work, sort of like a line of shopping carts.

Still, it was a lot of fun.  I haven’t been on a bicycle for a while, and from our house to the zoo is a lovely ride.  It starts in that area next to the river, north of the center, which used to be all warehouses and junkyards, and some day will no doubt be high rises and  luxury apartment complexes, but for now is scrubby grassland with a dirt path running through it, you go past a putting green and under Libensky Most, then you’ve got a neighborhood of urban gardens on the left, little islands of tranquillity, I’d love to have a patch like that but they are not cheap, and on the right there’s a weird garden of sports statues behind a building that I’ve never seen anybody go into or out of.  Then you come to the dam, it’s not actually on the river, it’s a backwater, and the neighborhood around it is also in that transitional stage between dereliction and smooth, modern urbanity.  After that the path is along the river the whole way.  We stopped for a snack next to the kayak course, and sat and watched the serious athletes train and the crews of fat, middle  aged guys playing bump cars in their rubber rafts.

The zoo was more expensive than it was last time but just as crowded.  More expensive than taking the whole family to a movie.

I was, however,  quite pleased to see that they’re working on a new, much larger enclosure for the elephants.

The kids liked the snakes best.  I really, really don’t understand that.

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A Day at the Zoo

We went to the zoo today.

It was the right kind of day for it.  Not too hot.  I hate going to the zoo on a sunny day, what everybody else calls “a good day.”  First of all, whenever anybody does one thing all at the same

Gorillas in Prague Zoo

time, that becomes a bad time to do that thing.  The worst time to go for a drive is during rush hour.  The worst time to shop is Christmas.  The absolute worst time to go to Ft. Lauderdale is during spring break.  Secondly, it’s just unpleasant because of the heat.  You start sweating, and you’re standing too close to other sweaty people because, as I’ve said, there are too many people there.

It was a tad more expensive than I’d thought.  About the same price as taking a family of 4 to the cinema, which is too danged much. (It’s still a lot less than those of you in the States pay for movie tickets, but it’s not cheap like it used to be.)  We spent a bit more on food than we would have at the cinema, but instead of popcorn we had a proper sit down meal at an outdoor cafe.  Well, it was a snack stand with tables, but it was nice.

One interesting thing about zoos is it tells you a lot about the people you’re with.  “What’s your favorite animal?” tells you far more about a person’s personality than “What’s your zodiac sign?”  You get to choose your favorite animal.

Isabel seemed to be fascinated with the seal.  He was pretty impressive, shooting across the pool, underwater and sometimes upside down.  She wanted to know where he slept, if he had a bed.

Sam’s favorite thing is the snakes.  I don’t know where he got that.  Apparently, animal empathies are not among the inherited traits.  I can’t stand the slimy little creatures and would just as soon skip that pavilion.  Sam, however, even said the other day that if he went to Hogwarts, he’d like to be in Slytherin. (Zmijozel, in Czech- they actually translated a lot of names in that book which didn’t need to be translated)  Anyway, Isabel kind of likes snakes and lizards and gross stuff like that, too, so I took the kids through the serpent house and Helena (who draws the line at that sort of thing) waited outside.

Her favorite was the kangaroo, who actually did have a little baby in the pouch.  It was very cute.

Me, I am a lover of monkeys and apes, because they are the most human like.  It’s a paradox, of course, or a bit of straight up hypocrisy if you will, because their humanity also indicates that, of all the animals, they are probably the ones with the sharpest sense of injustice at their being incarcerated in a zoo, kept on a little patch of grass behind a barrier ditch, where all the humans can come and stare at them.

Snakes couldn’t care less.

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