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Surge or just Splurge?

The Iowa precinct caucuses draw close.  These are a bit more significant than the Ames Straw Poll, which Michele Bachmann won handily several months ago, by buying the most votes, which is literally* the way a straw poll works.

He's Crazy, but it's a Different Kind of Crazy

I saw one article saying that if Romney wins in Iowa, and then in New Hampshire, he’s pretty much got the nomination sewed up, which is just plain not true, but newspapers like Mitt Romney.  Professional Republicans like Romney, too.  They have been endorsing him in droves.  Even Nikki Haley endorsed him, and she probably hates him, because she’s part of that whole TEA group, but once a person’s in office, they want to stay there and forget about all those policy differences and stuff.  He’s also spent some money on ads in Iowa, like more than some of the other candidates can afford, (so the TV stations love him all the more) and it seems like the crowds at his rallies have been larger lately, but you can give that image with a tighter focus on the shot and a few choice words in the caption.  He’s also done well in a couple of polls, so a lot of pundits are predicting he will win Iowa.

I doubt it.  What this last-second rally comes down to is that the Republican establishment has decided it’s time to get serious and Romney himself has decided he’d better spend some cash and get a victory under his belt, or at least an unembarrassing 2nd place, or he could be in trouble.

So, the exposure that money can buy will get you a boost in the polls.  You don’t have to be Nate Silver to figure that one out.

But I don’t think it will carry him through the caucuses.  Caucuses are not like primaries.  People have to show up, talk to people, argue it out, and vote publicly.  Basically, 3 groups of people will show up at the primaries.  Which of them show up in the greatest numbers, that is the question.  The arguments at the caucuses might move people from one candidate or another within a group,  but very few are going to change groups.

1st, The Ron Paul people.  They are fanatics, they are organized, 100% of them will show up.  If there is a massive blizzard, or if a lot of other people just say “fuck it” the gold standard gang will win in a landslide.  I’m predicting they’ll win in any event.

2nd  The Teabaggers and Evangelicals.  Here’s where the debate will be.  They have to choose between Bachmann, Perry, Gingrich and (google his name) Santorum.

3rd  The professional pols and regular old Republicans.  Who are we kidding?  They are such a minority within the Republican party they haven’t got a chance.  Even if the weather is perfect and Romney’s GOTV operation works perfectly, they’re screwed.

Why?  Paul’s voters are young and crazy.  The teabaggers and evangelicals are high on God, or something-in any event, they are tireless.  The debate will go on until about 11:30 p.m., the Romney delegates will go home and go to bed and the Paulites and the teabangelicals won’t apportion the delegates until 2 or 3 in the morning.

*not literally

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The Pro-Pollution Party

Romney’s blowing it.

All the major pundits say he has the nomination sewn up, and I can’t see Cain or Perry upsetting the apple cart, either – they’ve given it their best shot and just wound up looking stupid.  Michele “crazy eyed Jesus lady” Bachmann, neither, because you can’t fall that far that fast and still get

A Sunny Day in L.A.

up.  I don’t think so anyway.  There are great comeback stories among the dark forces of American politics, but I don’t think she’s going to be one.  I still think Roemer, Huntsman or Johnson could begin to gain traction when the primaries begin, but Romney doesn’t need to sweat them just yet.

But Romney’s sweating.  He realizes that Perry’s birther nonsense, crazy as it might sound, has appealed to some Republicans, and Herman Cain has staked out the “I don’t know how to pronounce  the names of foreign countries and I’m proud of that” crowd.  He also seems to have figured out, politically astute individual that he is, that a large number of that crowd are smokers.  Even Newt Gingrich is stubbornly refusing to just go away and crawl into a hole in the ground, which all Republicans would be required to do in a world where politicians had a sense of shame.

So, simultaneously confused and emboldened by the insistent drumbeat of insanity, Mitt has announced that he is now a global warming denier.  “I don’t think we really know,” he said. That’s not actually true, Mitt.  There is a clear consensus among scientists not employed by oil companies that climate change exists and that human industry is contributing to it.

But let’s leave that aside for the moment.  What Romney (and almost every other Republican) is fighting against is clean air.  They just say stuff like “Science doesn’t have all the answers” and “We need to focus on jobs” because saying “I hate clean air” might sound too negative.  “Breathing is Overrated” would not make a good campaign slogan.

If you don’t believe that human industrial activity dirties up the air, try this little experiment.  Next time there’s a 3 day weekend and the factories are closed and traffic is light because even considering all the people going out of town its still far fewer cars on the freeway than everybody driving back and forth to work, pay attention.  If you live in a large city, the air will be significantly clearer and  cleaner at the end of the weekend than at the beginning.  You will actually be able to see things you didn’t before.

Republicans hate that.

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