Sometimes, an inventor who is looking for one thing will come up with another. Alexander Graham Bell was trying to invent the hearing aid when he accidentally invented the telephone, for instance. When Alan Turing built the machine to break the Nazi codes, I’m pretty sure he did not envision YouTube.
So, medical researchers in China have come up with this little machine, which they say is to aid infertile men with the “extraction of sperm,” which, to start off with, is not always the problem. Just because a guy is shooting blanks, doesn’t mean he’s not shooting anything at all. That’s a bigger problem.
But, although they are selling it to hospitals, I suspect there is a much larger market out there. Soon, I predict, every sleazy titty bar near every airport in the world will be stocked with these little sausage milkers, either facing the stage or in discreet cabins, showing the porn of your choice.
They might install them in fitness centers, as sex is definitely a form of exercise. Of course, it isn’t really sex, but how much physical effort a guy wants to put into it is up to him.
Of course, sperm banks will have them. And, at a price of less than $3,000, there are plenty of men who will want one of these for home use.
Actually, as I’m writing, I realize I don’t actually have that much to say about this, beyond the obvious crude jokes, so this is a short blog tonight, but I thought it was too funny not to pass along.
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