July 14th, 2010

Palin/Johnston

YeeeHaw!  Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin are getting married.  America’s favorite teen spokesperson for post-pregnancy abstinence and her fuckin’ redneck boyfriend who is the father of her baby have decided to rekindle their relationship and make it legit.

And the soap opera continues.  Will the young bride’s domineering, wealthy and politically ambitious mother accept the marriage?  Will the groom’s mother manage to kick her drug habit and be out of jail to attend her son’s wedding?  Will the groom’s sister be speaking to the bride, or will their facebook catfight damage their relationship irreparably?  Are they getting married because Bristol’s up the spout?- for the answers to these and many more questions, stay tuned.

Actually, I wish the young couple all the happiness in the world.  And luck.  They’re going to need a lot of luck.