A Sonnet on the First Day of School

A few people on facebook made note of taking their kids to school for the first time, and it got me thinking.  Sam is actually in 3rd grade this year, which seems pretty unbelievable – school is already not a new thing for him.  Isabel has been in pre-school since December and, quite honestly, I think that counts as school.  She is not at home, she is not with us, and she is learning stuff.  I’m really impressed, for instance, at how well she colors inside the lines.  I didn’t master that talent until I was much, much older.

I started wondering, though, why school starts in September.  It seems to be pretty much universal, so there must be a reason.  It probably has to do with the cycle of agriculture but then, logically, it should start in late October, once the harvest is well and truly complete, but since I am not an expert on agriculture or the history of education, I’ll leave that little question aside for now.

Instead, I wrote this poem:

New born babies are one of life’s great joys

But, Jesus Christ!, they make a lot of noise

They cry, they poop, they poop, they cry, they cry

And there are moments when we wonder why

We thought it would be fun to reproduce

As we suffer through an earful of abuse

We eagerly await that golden day

When we can send the little brats away

Today, there is a cool and pleasant breeze

The leaves are brown and falling from the trees

It’s time to send the children off to school

That’s the schedule, the tradition and the rule

Every year we see the seasons change

We should not be surprised, it’s not so strange

The green of summer wasn’t meant to last

It fades into the sweet nostalgic past

It’s natural and always has been so

autumn is the time for letting go

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  1. jean Lanier's avatar jean Lanier

    lovely poem…though sad.

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