It is now November 8th, and President Obama is in India. According to Colleen Thomas, this means that we should all be dead within a few hours.
Really, go toYouTube and look up “Ultimatum to Obama and all Hostiles, Surrender or Die.” You will see Thomas, a very normal looking, blonde, well dressed lady standing in what seems to be a pleasant, middle classed living room, explaining how the Pleiadians and a couple of other alien races have left dirty bombs all over the place just waiting to kill all of us earthlings, and the Pope is one of them, you can tell by the red shoes and the upside down cross on the throne (whether that’s true or not, I have no idea), and they sell human beings for meat
On the positive side, everyone left alive will get $5.3 million
throughout the galaxy, and Obama (it is very clear that whatever this woman’s views about the ultimate disposition of the Universe, she is NOT an Obama supporter. She doesn’t actually express support for the tea party, but she refers to the President as a rat and speaks a fair bit about the FEMA concentration camps that he has prepared for America’s unsuspecting citizens) is not so much on a diplomatic mission to India as he is attempting to flee the country, but it’s futile, he will die as soon as he sets foot on foreign soil. Simultaneously, the bombs will go off in the U.S. and people will be incinerated, it will all happen so fast that some of them will even be standing up, you could push them over with a finger. (Like so many Americans, she speaks about “America” and “the whole world” as if they were pretty much the same thing.)
But Obama is in India now, November 8th is almost over, at least here in Europe and, by the time most of you read this, in the U.S. as well. So, Colleen Thomas is not only apparently nuts but also, demonstrably wrong. That won’t bother her followers, though. They’ll just pick a new date.
Really, check this out on You Tube. It’s hysterical.
www.gurukalehuru.com 
I don’t know, she seems pretty sure about what she’s saying. She doesn’t say if the Pleidians will legalize pot, though. Maybe the marijuana laws are just a plot to keep our flesh fresh tasting as the smokey flavor lowers its value on the interstellar market. They must not eat it too much though, because they only stop by every 50 years to stock up. I think it’s a safe bet she voted repuiblican, and since she speaks so well it’s surprising she wasn’t a candidate.