Todd Palin (allegedly) had Affair With Prostitute

O.K., the main source for this story is The National Enquirer, America’s favorite tabloid, which regularly reports on sightings of Bigfoot and Alien kidnappings, so I’m not saying this is a 100% certainty, but it certainly fits with my suspicions of Palin family dynamics, the Enquirer turned out to be right about John Edwards having a lover and a baby on the side even though everybody rejected the story at the time saying “Oh, it’s just the Enquirer,” and neither Todd nor Sarah have denied it yet.  Then there is the odd coincidence of the name.

Shailey Tripp- Was She Boinking the First Dude?

Shailey Tripp – that’s right, her last name is Tripp, same as Bristol’s  baby boy’s first name – is a “massage therapist” and we all know what that means.  Sure, there are lots of massage therapists who really are massage therapists and I’m sure it pisses them off no end that lots of hookers use that euphemistic title.  Shailey Tripp, however, was arrested and convicted of running a house of prostitution about 10 months ago.  She pleaded no contest, paid a $500 fine, had to do 80 hours of community service (isn’t community service what she was busted for in the 1st place?) and banned from posting ads on Craigslist.

“According to the tenants in the building of her offices, they saw Todd come and go often and heard noises that sounded like someone was having sex. It was the same tenants who called the police on her,” the anonymous source told the Enquirer.

The Enquirer says police have physical evidence that could link Todd to Tripp.  That’s the part that makes me curious.  What do they mean, physical evidence –  stains on the sheets?

There’s one thing that makes me suspect it’s all bullshit, though.  The picture to the right was from

her facebook page, where everybody uses 10 year old photos from back when they looked good.  The

photo in the Enquirer is more recent, and she’s gained a lot of weight.  Then again, who knows?  Remember Hugh Grant and Divine Brown?