Hooboy, things are getting hot up in Alaska! Shailey Tripp, the chubby Eskimo masseuse who says that she and Todd Palin were rubbing more than noses, gave an interview to Alaska blogger Jesse Gryphen (who Bristol Palin, in an email to Mercede Johnston, called a stalker and a pedophile) in which she said that she gave Sarah Palin a massage sometime between January and March of 2008.
Now, the reason this is news is because it means she saw Sarah nearly naked, and Sarah didn’t look even slightly pregnant. (Trig was born April 18th) Also, Sarah had to fill out a lot of paperwork for the massage, and one of the questions on the form was are you pregnant? Sarah checked the “no” box.
Now, I am prone to conspiracy theories, but this one is taxing my imagination. I thought something was screwy when I first heard the story of Trig’s birth, how Sarah’s water broke while she was giving a speech in Texas. She finished the speech and then headed for the airport for the long flight back to Alaska. I suspect right there that if I were a doctor in the state of Texas I would be somewhat insulted.
It was a commercial flight. The check-in people didn’t ask her “how far along are you?” The flight attendants didn’t put her off the plane.
Of course, DNA testing could put the rumors to rest...
She changed planes in Seattle, so she had another chance to get to a good, modern hospital and give birth. Nope. She carried on to Alaska, got off the plane in Anchorage (where they also have hospitals, I’m pretty sure) and was driven up to Mat-Su Medical Center in Wasilla, where she gave birth to Trig, the Down’s Syndrome baby.
There were rumors at the time in Alaska that Sarah was never pregnant, but was just covering up for 17 year old Bristol, who’d been missing from school for awhile and was dating studly young redneck Levi Johnston. Kind of noble, really. Also, Sarah wasn’t much of a national figure yet.
Then, John McCain picked her as his running mate, and the rumors took on great importance. In September, 2008, it was announced that Bristol was 5 months pregnant, thus effectively squashing the “Trig is Bristol’s baby” rumors. Tripp Palin, Bristol’s son, was born on December 27th.
Here is the part where my brain starts to hurt. If Sarah faked her pregnancy to cover up for Bristol, then Bristol’s pregnancy had to be fake (because there wasn’t enough time), so where does Tripp come from? I don’t know for sure, but I find it really strange that his first name is the same as the last name of the woman (not Sarah) who Todd was porking at the time.
I mean, if her last name were Williams, or Charles, or Roberts, or Daniels, it wouldn’t strike me as bizarre at all. But Tripp? Is there still more that Shailey isn’t telling us?
(www.immoralminority.blogspot.com is the place to go for the most updated info on this story)
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OK, here’s a new theory: Sarah Palin is a MAN!!!! Forced to dress as a girl since birth by his/her sicko parents, no one ever knew, even the other girls on the basketball team. The only ones who knew were her husband and her masseuse, who was also her surrogate mother. That explains all the manly activities like field cleaning moose and shooting animals from helicopters.
Or another theory: Tripp’s real mother was a witch and they burned her at their church, and somebody had to take care of the baby. They called him Tripp because they all took acid that day and they can’t spell.
I’ll let you do the research to find out if either or both of these theories is true. After all, I made them up, I can’t do all the work.
Of course, theory number one could be disproved by a couple of photographs…
OK, I guess theory number two is more likely
You can fly up until your 36th wk., as long as you are not in a high risk pregnancy…this proves nothing.