What is Sexy?

A lady of my facebook acquaintance recently raised the question:  Why do guys find girls in bunny suits sexy?  Also, would a girl in an eagle suit be sexy?

This is not sexy

Well, this is a pretty big subject and well worthy of 250 words or so.  First off, everybody’s idea of sexy is different.  I was just reading an article over at Huffpo about a lady who I certainly hope is not a fashion trend-setter – she got horns implanted on to her head and a couple of her teeth surgically replace with vampirish fangs, not to mention already having more tattoos than Queequeeg and plenty of piercings, to boot.  There were a couple of people in the comments section who thought she was sexy.

So bear that in mind, ladies, but here is my take on what is sexy in a woman:

First, a great body is always sexy and a fit body is a great body.  Not anorexic.  Not obese.  If you have a great body, flaunt it.

That’s why the bunny suit is a turn on.  It’s basically a skin tight thing, showing plenty of cleavage, all of your legs, and planting a little fluffy piece of cotton right on top of your butt like a flag.

A smile is sexy.  A flirtatious smile is really sexy, because nothing puts a guy in the mood for sex more than knowing that the girl might actually be willing.  But any smile will do, really.  We (and by we I mean I) would much rather deal with somebody who is happy than somebody who is depressed and bitchy.

A sweet voice is sexy.  That’s why phone sex is so popular.  It’s nice if the voice is soft and kind of purring, like a cat, but the main thing is that it’s not loud and screeching and nagging.

A southern accent is an extra bonus, with lots of “sugar” and “honey chile” thrown in.

Lastly, but most importantly:  You are sexy.  Go with what you’ve got.