Bunga Bunga-gate

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Bunga Bunga

Berlusconi

at the Villa

The Honorable Mara Carfagna, Minister of Equal Opportunity

Sleazy Weasel

with the fountains

and the statues

and the gardens

and the pool

molto elegant and cool

Bunga bunga

rich and famous

powerful, ambitious guests

came to party

at the manor

at the Emperor’s request

bunga bunga, bunga bunga

Girls would dance

and girls would strip

shake their breast and swing their hips

Bunga, bunga, what a scene

and some of them were 17

Ruby, Ruby

sweet, sweet Ruby

Ruby with the

great big boobies

got arrested

got caught stealing

down to the station

Nicole Minetti

legislatrix from La Forza

with a word from her employer

and they had to let her go

Berlusconi told them so

bunga bunga, bunga bunga

some say it was Nicole Minetti

who supplied the teenage hookers

but she’s not the only one

in Berlusconi’s inner circle

whose political rise can be

attributed to massive hooters

Ministress of

Equal Opportunity,

Mara Carfagna

is defending Berlusconi

Bunga bunga, bunga bunga

she says nothing really happened

just a little good, clean fun

bunga, bunga

in the moonlight

no laws broken, no harm done

Bunga, bunga

hear the drumming

bunga bunga

trial coming

fraud, corruption, and coercion

child molesting, prostitution

there’s a list a mile long

of things that Silvio’s done wrong

it’s a shame that bunga-bunga

is the crime to bring him down

bunga bunga’s not so bad

bunga bunga’s lots of fun

bunga bunga in the moonlight

bunga bunga in the sun

bunga bunga in the garden

bunga bunga on the floor

bunga bunga all night long

and then some bunga bunga more

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  1. So, my wife (not a regular reader) sees this column and says “What’s all this bunga bunga stuff” and now my kids think bunga bunga is the funniest word in the world.

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    Please! Can’t we judge these girls – er, women – on their merits, and not on how delectable, sublime, if not downright yummy their bodies are? I’m sure they have feelings, too, and do not think of themselves as toys for Berlusconi’s gratification, and that they are capable of much more than a little bunga-bunga. I mean sex…

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