Bristol Palin Has Plastic Surgery

At least, according to these photos, which appeared at http://www.cbsnews.com.  Her chin is more prominent, and there´s only  one of them.  She´s gone from cute chipmunk to more of a Morticia Adams sort of look.  Don’t get me wrong, Morticia Adams was a very hot woman, as vampires go.  Of course the change in hair color accents the change, but it’s clear even without that.

Bristol Palin has not yet confirmed this, so I guess it’s officially still an internet rumor, but just look at the pictures and you tell me.

The more recent photo is on the left

Why is this newsworthy?  Because it’s Bristol Palin.  She is the number one, leading, top, cutting edge advocate for abstinence before marriage.  Don’t have sex.  Get surgery.  It’s a strange message.

What it says is that this girl, to whom some kind of moral superiority is obviously important, or she wouldn’t be prancing around the country telling young girls not to have sex like she did, is really very insecure.  Which means there was probably a lot of pressure on her growing up.

She didn’t look bad.  She didn’t need to change.  That’s how I feel about plastic surgery.  If it’s something necessary, like if you have some deformity, then by all means go for it.  But just to randomly change to another appearance, that’s kind of weird.

Or perhaps I’m just behind the times.  I’m sure that, in the future, people will just choose how they want to look and have their body adjusted accordingly.  Not only will everybody have their 15 minutes of fame, everybody will be drop dead gorgeous when they have it.

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3 responses to “Bristol Palin Has Plastic Surgery

  1. A's avatar A

    She -did- need a change: she needed to stop being so hypocritical. And lose 20 pounds.

    Morticia was a babe, a total fox. Bristol does not come close. Come to think of it, Genie was hot, as was Mary Ann and Ginger, and the little minx that played Cat Woman in the original Bat-Man series. No, sir, my age is -not- showing. Um, I just have a deep appreciation for the classics.

  2. Whoops. Just remembered, two d’s in Addams. Oh, well, the mistake has been up for 8 hours, I’m leaving it.

    A, don’t forget Samantha

  3. A's avatar A

    I didn’t – I just couldn’t recall her name. She was way out of Darrin’s league.

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