Just got back from a Halloween party, and it was great. Just 6 kids, and a few parents. Of course, it was a bit different than Halloweens I knew as a child. Partly because I’m in Prague, and the kids don’t just go door to door trick or treating and get candy at every house, popcorn balls,
caramel apples, candy corn and more, running from porch to porch to try and get just as much candy as possible. If you knocked on a total stranger’s door wearing a mask and holding out a bag demanding candy, they’d probably call the police.
I’m not sure quite what it’s like in the States any more, but I’m pretty sure the kids don’t go out unaccompanied, roaming randomly in the neighborhood of night.
One other big thing that’s changed now, though, is that Halloween, which was totally a kid’s holiday when I was a kid is now a really great holiday for adults. I’m either the luckiest guy who ever lived or we just truly are the most selfish generation ever to inhabit this fine earth.
I love dressing up in a costume. It allows for so much comedic leeway. A couple of years ago I picked up a gorilla mask at a street fair really cheap, and that has been my costume since.
Next Halloween, I think I need to try something new. There I was, laying in wait, in my gorilla suit. The kids approached down the spookily lit corridor. I jump out, beating my chest and going ooo, ooo, ooo like crazy and Sam says “that’s my daddy.” Spoiled the whole effect.

sounds like fun…
Maybe you could get a Darren Huff mask and a pink dildo…
Wait – that could be a little extreme.
a little