Willard’s Whopper

There are limits, or at least there should be, to what a politician can say  in a political campaign.  It’s perfectly reasonable to point out your opponents shortcomings and failures.  In fact, that’s your responsibility.  If you don’t let us know what’s wrong with your opponent, who’s going to let

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us know?  Reporters?

Yeah, right.  Reporters haven’t done that kind of thing for over a decade at least.  As Stephen Colbert so accurately pointed out at that White House correspondent’s dinner back in the dark years,  reporters today are mostly stenographers.

It’s not even a terrible transgression to somewhat exaggerate those flaws and shortcomings.  That’s expected.  The voters…well, most voters…O.K., some voters know enough to listen to what a politician says, deduct 90%, and you’re probably somewhere close to the truth.  Nor is it considered a great sin to exaggerate your own accomplishments.  Every average person  does that at every job interview anyway, so  everybody’s pretty familiar with the concept.

It’s generally considered  bad form to flat out  lie, but you can usually get away with it by issuing a statement saying you “misspoke” or  you “were quoted out of context”  even though you weren’t.   A politician can also claim that they  spoke in haste, under pressure,  on an empty stomach (Joe Walsh)  or, my favorite, “I chose my words poorly.”  Like the guy talking to his divorce lawyer who says “It was all just a misunderstanding, a simple slip of the tongue.  I meant to say ‘pass the butter’ but what I actually said was ‘you ruined my life, you fucking bitch.'”  Poor word choice, that’s all.

Willard (Mitt) Romney can’t claim any of that.  The phrase in question was in a taped advertisement.  This is something his campaign spent some time working on.  They can’t claim that  it was a mistake.  They can’t say it was in haste, or they were under pressure.  They just flat out lied, and that’s that.

It was an ad that aired in New Hampshire, and they began the ad with a speech by Obama during the 2008 elections in which he said “If we talk about the economy, we lose.”   Those words did actually pass Obama’s lips.  However, he was quoting a member of McCain’s staff.  He was not saying that he didn’t want to talk about the economy.  He was saying that McCain  didn’t want to talk about the  economy.

It’s like when a film critic writes “I thought I would like the film, but you could see in the first 5 minutes that it was a dull, unoriginal, badly acted piece of crap and it just got worse from there” and then you see him quoted in the film’s advertisements saying “I…like the film.”

That is exactly, precisely what Romney did.   In the land of intelligent voters (which has never existed in real life) that would be enough to end his campaign.  I’m not holding my breath.

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4 responses to “Willard’s Whopper

  1. A's avatar A

    What? You’re expecting the MSM to call him out on that? I know you’ve been around the block a few times; you can’t be that naive.

    And I lost all hope for “normal” people when I came to understand the Bell Curve. Or when I read the replies to any story on Yahoo! My god! We’re fucking idiots! The Salem Witch Trials could happen today, if the MSM pushed hard enough.

  2. You’re right, I’m sure the MSM is not going to raise the alarm over this. Which is why I felt it was important to write about it. From now on, in this column, I will refer to the candidate formerly known simply as Mitt Romney, as the liar Willard Romney, brazen liar Willard Romney, shameless liar Mitt Romney or perhaps, if I’m feeling wordy, pompous prevaricator Willard “Mitt” Romney.

  3. Or maybe just “Bullshit Mitt”

  4. A's avatar A

    “Bullshit Mitt” – I like it. It’s catchy. Plus, you can add a single comma and it goes from a name to a statement. You could even play off “Mitt” and say, “Similar in purpose to a catcher’s mitt.”

    Are you offering lithographs, suitable for framing? How about t-shirts? I’d take one of those. The potential is endless.

    I once knew a man with no wit
    His name was Bullshit Mitt
    He lied like a rug
    Was uglier than a pug
    His integrity was worth less than spit

    Ok, it’s horrible. I’m sitting here in a McDonalds; it’s hardly a font of inspiration. Besides, -you’re- the poet.

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