Shittiest Campaign Ad Ever

On February 8th I wrote, right here in this blog “…one thing I think we should do is drop this meme about google Santorum, heh,  heh, look, it’s a dirty word.  It was funny the first couple of thousand times, but it’s just not that cute any more, it’s kind of gross, and he’s obviously

Rick "Go Ahead and Fling Poop at my Head" Santorum

weathered that political storm….”

Then, today, I saw this.  OMG and a double WTF.

It is enough to make one think that Rick Santorum is totally unaware of his little “google problem” but we know that that is not the case because he wrote to Google, several months back, and asked them to clear it up for him, and they said ‘too late, dude, and besides, it’s not really our lookout.  We just tabulate the hits and put up whatever shit pops up,’ or words to that effect.

When I saw the ad, it made me wonder “Does he actually want to win?”  But then we’re getting into unnecessarily weird conspiracy theory land.  In the beginning, lots of people were saying that Newt, like the Donald, was just running for the publicity, to sell a few books, but even with Newt we’re past that stage now, and we never were at that stage with Santorum.  No, these people are politicians and every politician wants to be president, just like everybody in the NFL wants to be on a winning Super Bowl team.

So, is he embracing the Santorumousness of his name and turning it around to drop a bit of shit on Mitt?  Maybe.  Might even work.

Or is he just so bloody clueless that he didn’t associate the disgusting sploogy substance being kersplattered on the walls behind his head with his own much maligned moniker?

My guess is that it’s option #2, but in either case…he made the ad, so you can’t blame me for passing it along.