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It’s Better To Be Silent And Have People Think You Are An Idiot Than To Speak Up And Remove All Doubt

Ann Romney thinks the media is to blame for her husband’s defeat in November, and that the voters  “didn’t get to know the real Mitt.”

What’s to know?

It’s not as if your husband was a newcomer on the political scene, Ann.  He was governor of Massachusetts and the voters of Massachusetts hated him.  We know that.

We  know your husband just fine, Ann.  We just think he's a creep.

We know your husband just fine, Ann. We just think he’s a creep.

We know that when he left office he destroyed all the computer hard drives, and we know  that the only reason  to do that is if you’ve got  something you need to hide.

We know that he put  your family dog, Seamus, in a kennel and strapped that kennel to the roof of the car and away you all went, on a happy family trip to Canada, while Seamus was shitting all over himself in terror.

We know that he had bank accounts in the Cayman Islands, and in Switzerland.

We know he can’t sing.

We know that he wouldn’t show his tax returns, not enough of them to stop people from being suspicious.

We  know that your family has multiple mansions.

We know that, back in High School, he was an arrogant prick and a bully who led a gang of kids to hold down a hippie and cut his hair.  We know that he is so completely lacking in conscience that, while the other kids involved were smitten with remorse over the incident, he’d forgotten all about it.

We know that in college, he was the kind of jerk who thought it was funny to dress up like a State Trooper and pull people over.

We know that once, as a representative of the Mormon Church, he visited a woman in hospital and told her she should go ahead and have her baby even though doctors said it would very likely kill her.

We  know he called himself a “severe conservative” and he picked a wacko teabagger for his running mate.

We know he thought that 47% of the American people are parasites.

What more did we need to know, Ann?

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