Nothing About the Fucking Election

Well, I was just watching a thing  on Neanderthals and humans and their theory for why  Homo Sapiens survived and Neanderthals didn’t, so much, we don’t think, although  there’s some mixture of DNA, is that H. Sapiens managed to  make it across the caucusus mountains (hence, caucasians) and Neanderthals didn’t.  I guess they  just weren’t  the  adventurous types.

History is  written by the winners, which would  be us, so I entertained an alternative theory.  What if nobody really intended to leave?  Sure,it was getting colder every year, but you throw on a few furs, you hunker down around a fire in the old cave, and you  deal.
But, the big  game were leaving, and we and the Neanderthals were in competition for the dwindling food stocks.

So, there was a war, of sorts.  The Neanderthals won, and we were chased  away to the south.  But,the climate kept getting colder and they died, but  our exile became our survival.

Now I am watching “Amish  Mafia.”  This is ridiculous.  ‘OMG, Levi has a secret maple syrup  business!”  It  is  ridiculous.  There are people who are entertained by this on a regular  basis.  We are doomed.

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