We should not be dishtreshed or surprished that the Preshident of the United Shtates shomethimesh shlurs his shpeech. I mean, he givesh shpeeches all the time, it’sh almosht inevitable.
One theory ish that it was caushed by bad denshursh, but a lot of people shay that’sh bullshit, becaush he’sh a billionaire, sho why would he have denshurs, rich people don’t get denshursh, they get implantsh, and that makes shense exshept that Trump ish Trump, and ordersh in from KFshe even though he’sh got a kitchen full of world clash chefs, and it’sh not becaush he’sh a man of the people or shome shit like that, it’sh becaush he wouldn’t know good food if it bit him on the ash, sho maybe he’sh got denshursh becaush he’sh too shtupid to zhip up hish own zhipper, mosht likely.
Or maybe he wsh jusht shnockered. Or on drugsh.
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