Bieber v. Cruise

This could well be the stupidest story of the last 10 years that hasn’t had “Florida Man” in the headline.  Justin Bieber has challenged Tom Cruise to a cage fight.
Why, I don’t know.  And, if Tom Cruise is a rational adult, he could just ignore the request and then there will be no story at all.  However, I’m not sure being a rational adult is Tom Cruise’s strong point.  I don’t know, I don’t know the guy, but he’s a Hollywood mega-star, with all the ego and the madness that involves, and he’s a scientologist.  I don’t know if that will make him more or less likely to accept the challenge, it just adds an extra element of weirdness to the whole thing.
Would it be a good fight?  Who, in fact, would win?  Don’t really know, don’t really care, but…Bieber is 30 years younger, a couple inches taller (but only a couple), and looking rather fit.  On the other hand, Tom Cruise does his own stunts, so they say, so he’s probably pretty fit.  Most people are thinking Cruise would kick his ass, but mostly they’re basing that on his film roles.
As far as I’m concerned, it’s a win/win.  I’m not a big fan of Cruise, I’m like the opposite of a fan of Bieber, and I see cage fighting as a strange phenomenon, perhaps a worrying sign of our civilization’s decadence, but a hell of a spectacle.
You can bet I would watch the hell out of that fight.

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