To tell you the truth, I believe it’s one of the scientific impossibilities, like faster than light travel. However, it makes for a rollicking good sci-fi story, when it’s done right. I’ve enjoyed the comedies, Back to the Future, Bill and Ted, and so on. I’ve enjoyed the more serious attempts. The Star Trek episode where Kirk goes back to depression era Chicago and falls in love with Joan Crawford. Even Superman traveled back in time, but that was stupid. In fact, the whole Superman story was stupid.
Anyway, it blends history with science-fiction, which is like the peanut butter and chocolate of genres that I like. Right at the moment I am watching two back to back time travel programs, it’s like a four hour binge and everybody else in the house is asleep. The thing is, I’m not really sure about either one.
The first is called Outlander, I think, about a 20th century (40s and 50s) woman who has somehow been transported back to 18th century Scotland, where she’s trying to prevent the battle of Culloden Moor, and seemingly not doing a great job of it, but it’s really not so much about time travel as it is just about her surrounded by men in kilts who talk about honor and Scotland and stuff and are led by her truly buff husband. It’s got interesting characters and the battle sequences are quite exciting, but they almost never show her in the 20th century and I still don’t understand how she got there.
The one I’m watching at the moment, called Time Travelers, is a bunch of people who travel back to our present from the future, because the future’s all messed up and they want to repair that, like in 12 Monkeys. They inhabit the bodies of people who are about to die, so they’re not really doing anybody a disservice, except there are people who know them and so it gets confusing. There’s the couple from the future, but he (his host body) has a wife who’s also not half bad, and she has a tyrannical ex-husband. There’s the guy in the body of a high school student, so high school stuff, and another whose host is a heroin addict, and another who was retarded and her poor social worker has no idea what to make of it. But, it’s basically an excuse for action adventure as they run around rescuing kidnapped kids and preventing terrorist attacks and getting weird messages from girl scouts who talk like robots.
It’s O.K., but I wish they’d show how their future is messed up and just what is their long term plan for saving it.
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Messed Up Memes
“A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.”
-Alexander Pope
A large part of my frustration, I am certain, is due to falsely inflated expectations. It is a life problem for optimists. Our hope in humanity, and the future, is constantly being dashed on the sharp and jutting rocks of reality.
What frustrates me most, of course, is bad spelling. I’ve learned to accept it, usually. Correct people and they just get snippy. Even, sometimes, people who claim to be writers and lovers of language.
But, there are a few instances where I’ll call people on it. Loose instead of lose, for example. Seriously, if you write it like that, I know you are not a reader of books, and grant far less credence to your opinion than I would have otherwise. Another is one poetry site I belong to, where the idea is to critique other people’s poems. Some people there can be seriously mean and nasty. I mostly just correct people’s spelling. They think I’m shallow. That’s O.K. I can live with shallow. Another case is if it’s a ‘meme’ or, in any event, something with a background color.
Now, I know how easy it is to do those things. The colored backgrounds are available if you just keep it short enough, and since lots of people are used to Twitter, that is not a problem. Even memes are pretty easy to do. You just go to a site that generates them and they walk you right through it. So, it should not be surprising that a lot of people who can’t spell for shit post them.
But, it surprises me just the same. Every damned time. The colored background, or the picture, grabs your attention and there’s an implication that this post is a little more professional, a little bit more worthy of consideration. And then, you see the misspelling. The one that set me off today, which is the irritation acting as the inspiration for this blog, as a grain of sand activates the pearl making substance inside the oyster, was when someone wrote ‘Quite Down,’ when it was clear from the context they meant Quiet Down.
Despite the fact that it’s very easy to edit your own posts, it’s remained up all day unedited and will probably remain that way forever. It could be because the original poster doesn’t know how to edit their own meme – which is why I used that famous quote from Pope at the beginning – but it’s more likely they just don’t give a shit. Some people are like that.
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Pedophile Priests
There’s another scandal of Catholic priests molesting small children, mostly boys. Of course, this scandal comes up now and again. But it seems this is a pretty big deal, this time. 300 priests in Pennsylvania, charges spread out over the last 70 years. Some old men with long memories must have come forward.
Although it’s still a small percentage off all the Catholic priests out there, it is a not insignificant number.
The thing is, what do you expect? One of the requirements of the job is that you be unmarried. You have to take a vow of celibacy. What kind of guy is going to answer a job application like that? Well, I suppose some men who are completely uninterested in sex, but that is a rare breed, indeed. Probably rarer than actual child rapists. Most of the men answering an ad like that are looking for a way to hide their eccentric sexual tendencies.
These old priests were probably molested as children themselves, and their molesters before them, on and on back into the mists of time. I’d be willing to wager that pedophilia is older than farming or fire in the march of human development. The Catholic Church just hung a sign on the door.
We shouldn’t rush to judgement, of course, innocent until proven guilty and all that, but one thing I’ve been reading has convinced me, personally, of their guilt: their lame excuses. “It was just horseplay, and inappropriate contact.” Most grown men feel no inclination to engage in horseplay with young boys. The kinds who will, and will have ‘inappropriate contact’ are the same kind who will take it farther if they can get away with it.
“It’s not rape if there was no penetration.” Well, just what exactly is it that you’re admitting to doing? Does fellatio count as penetration? And even if you’re found guilty of something short of rape, it would probably not be a good idea if you continued to be a priest. Or had any job around children.
And the classic “I thought she was 15.” The girl in question was 11.
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The Most Classless Person Ever
The presidency, I’m sure, is a tough job. Trying to protect the environment, not tank the economy, negotiating with foreign powers who all have different interests, and so on. But, there are some easy things, some things they can get right almost automatically: sending congratulatory letters to people on their hundredth birthday, rushing aid to disaster zones, and making a nice little eulogy and speech of condolence when somebody dies, things like that.
Well, Trump has a track record of screwing up even the small stuff, so I was wondering how he would react to Aretha Franklin’s passing. I figured he would just let it slip by and spend the day slamming Bannon and Omarosa, because all of Trump’s former employees are crazy, or incompetent, or dogs.
But he did worse than that. He praised her, of course, and said she was a wonderful woman “who worked for me on several occasions.”
I doubt that very much. She achieved stardom in her young 20s, back when the Donald was merely the spoiled college student son of a racist slumlord. He hadn’t even had his first lawsuit yet, much less his first bankruptcy. The other point is that Aretha Franklin was not only a great singer, she was also pretty political. She knew Martin Luther King personally, and championed several causes which Trump would have heartily disapproved of.
So, for him to say she worked for him (unless it is technically true, like maybe one time she sang at an event he had his name associated with) is slanderous. Maybe he’s confusing her with Omarosa, because there can’t have been that many black women who’ve ever worked for him. Maybe he’s just so arrogant and delusional that he assumes everybody must have worked for him at some time.
I suspect, though, that he knew what he was saying wasn’t true, and just didn’t give a shit. Shame on him. Shame.
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Isle of Dogs
We went to see Isle of Dogs tonight, but the idea was more just to go see something at the outdoor cinema, which is a very cool thing to do, both in the literal and metaphorical senses of the word. The fact that it was Isle of Dogs, a movie I’ve wanted to see ever since it came out, kind of sealed the deal.
It’s literally cool, of course, because even after a baking hot day, it is reasonably pleasant outdoors after dark, when the great source of heat is absent from the sky, and the air temperature begins to devolve, and become somewhat closer to the temperature of outer space, which it fortunately never reaches, because we are still under the blanket of the atmosphere, even if it is invisible and we can see the stars.
It’s cool in the metaphorical sense because you can sometimes see very good movies at a greatly reduced price, and sometimes you can see bad movies too, and you don’t feel too guilty about it, because it is a greatly reduced price. It is a cool thing to do because it’s a thing in our neighborhood, something we can walk to, a cultural event we try to tick off at least once or twice in a summer.
Anyway, Isle of Dogs. All four of us liked it, which is pretty rare, because we can never agree on which TV programs to watch, half the time the kids just walk out of the room if I’m watching something in English.
It was kind of a weird film. Animated, but not Disney style, that’s for sure. Much more Japanese than I thought it was going to be. Not just because it was set in Japan, and the people were speaking Japanese a lot (it was in English when it needed to be, which they accomplished by the plot expedient of having all dogs speak English), but Japanese as far as the story telling and animation style goes.
So, worth watching just stylistically.
I’d give it a an 8 on a scale of 10.
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